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An immense hybrid of looks, smarts and incisive / hilarious put downs. 6ft 3, 4stone 5lb of pure face and wit. Indigenous to the West Hertfordshire region of England. Tends to be discriminatory and has a great nose for retards
"What are you doing crying on your own in the park?"
"I encountered Paumien"
"Oh fuck"
Paumien by VD Roe November 25, 2011
The best person you will ever meet
Paulien is cute
Paulien by Urban squad November 15, 2018
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A very cute girl whom is very smart and pretty and funny and nice and caring
Wauw she s so cute she is definitely a paulien
Paulien by Urban squad November 15, 2018
A Paumen is a mostly Belgian born guy who is very good in hooking up everybody with the best of stuff.
He is very good in bed and has great stamina.
That Paumen hooked me up with the latest games again. He is the man.
Paumen by Crazy hot girl November 29, 2011
A Paulien is a cute small girl. She is really tiny just like her name. She is very smart and a little bit anti social. When people are enterering in her world she becomes a funny and sweet girl who likes laughing. Having a friendship with a Paulien is amazing so keep it.
"Did you see that sweet and quiet girl?"

"Yes, she was a Paulien!"
Paulien by sterre February 6, 2018
1. a retarded fish
2. a belgian grasshopper
3. a pedantic student
4. a person with an "active imagination"
The Paulien swam around in circles in the fishbowl, trying to catch its own tail.
She was a Paulien, going from room to room trying cure her active imagination.

paudience 

A term that stands for 'podcast audience'.
Chad started to record podcasts every week. He wonders about the size of his paudience in order to see if a sponsorship by a big company is viable.
paudience by fucking_raisins May 9, 2017
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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