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An eccentric jammy person, who is uber dependent on every person they know. With absolutely zero will power a 'Szucs' seems to always get into sticky situations, but is redonkulously persuasive and lucky. They will without fail find a scapegoat and therefore never learn the lesson.
Pulled with no tax, MOT and insurance? Cripes. Don't worry we'll Szucs this, you'll get your licence back...

You Jammy MotherSzucser!

He's only gone and ruddy Szucs'd it!
Szucs by Gonzoh October 16, 2010
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The best god damn last name in the whole God damn world. If someone has this last name don't ask them how to spell it. Just marry them. Right there. That moment. Also can be used as a mating call.
Guy: Szuch

Woman: I'm ready to mate
szuch by Alyluvsya January 31, 2016
Related Words
sexually prominent; a success in the areas of sexual relations
Jennifer was sucsexful this weekend, because she got laid.
sucsexful by Savy Williamson February 26, 2008

sucstressful

Achievement of success while enduring much stress.
In the same business day you find out the property you rent for your biz is in forclosure & then you receive a phone call from a national publication congratulating you on your biz making the front cover of next months issue. That's a sucstressful day.
sucstressful by SoakinJoes.com September 13, 2009
Can be used when referring to sex and success.
When receiving a sexual present (force does not count) you may utter sucsex.
"How was your night last night John"
"Sucsexfull Tim"
"Sucsex"
Sucsex by Elliott Lupson March 10, 2009

Sucsexes 

Sucsexes. Achieve numerous amounts of sexual gifts.
"Hows it been going with the tourists this year John"
"Sucsexes"
"Really you Sucsexfull son of a bitch"
Sucsexes by Elliott Lupson March 10, 2009
Girl 1: Ugh I’m so tired of life but I’ll miss hooking up
Girl 2: OMG U SHOULD TRY SUCSIDE!!
Sucside by Shoto’s wife October 8, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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