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halfass-terpiece

One of many projects that started with great intentions and visions of grandeur , that have become halfass-terpiece quality
My wife doesn't even go in the basement anymore because it reminds her of any number halfass-terpiece ,creations await her.

Halfass Backwards 

Used to describe a situation that makes no sense at all.
Used to describe something that was completed halfass and completely backwards.

Also, a BLoG created by Ego. HalfassBackwards.com
The world is such a Halfass Backwards place that I choose to visit HalfassBackwards.com for a good laugh.

halfassed 

1) Poorly or incompetently done; lackluster or half-hearted.

2) Lacking energy, resolve, commitment, or effort; irresponsibly or jury-rigged
Chad:Why wont this damned cell phone work?
Todd: Because the ISP is doing their job halfassed.
halfassed by coyo April 12, 2012

halfassism 

A Condition resulting in or involving doing everything half ass.
I swear my son got his halfassism from his dad. It must be genetic!
halfassism by 3 Sunshines May 29, 2016

half ass 

To do something with little effort.
Not completely done.
Poorly done.
Little or no effort is used in the job/activity.
"Why did you do a half ass job cleaning your room? There are dirty clothes under your bed."

1: "How did you get a 57% on that essay? It was easy."
2: "I did a half ass job writing it."
half ass by casey11 August 3, 2007

half-ass job 

To do something half way, not to the best of your ability or what was required of the job. Usually done in a rush.
The slacker did a half-ass job putting up the fence
half-ass job by Randii November 20, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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