Well, I was going to hang out with Nate today, but he slemped out on me.
I made a pizza today, and Jim totally slemped the last slice.
Oh I thought those guys were giving us a ride, but it looks like they left already...they just slemped us.
I made a pizza today, and Jim totally slemped the last slice.
Oh I thought those guys were giving us a ride, but it looks like they left already...they just slemped us.
by peterpooper November 1, 2010
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by IHTFP December 9, 2003
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by Sengen April 4, 2020
Get the Slemp mug.A word used in the place of the phrase: "I give up. I can think of no way to come out of this situation (e.g., life, a fight, an essay-writing contest) a winner.
Kierkegaard: "I have just returned from a party of which I was the life and soul; witty banter flowed from my lips, everyone laughed and admired me - but I came away, indeed that dash should be as long as the radii of the earth's orbit wanting to shoot myself. Slemp"
by Wasser Tizfiddle October 24, 2004
Get the slemp mug.A mimosa, so named because if you touch its leaves they fold up like it's sleeping & a few minutes later they open again.
My Granddad had a go to sleep plant, as we called it & we as kids loved to make it "go to sleep". It's fascinating!
by Starchylde June 14, 2016
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After several hours of fucking in the love shack Chad and Keirsten got tired & decided to try spooning sleep for the rest of the night !
by JDawg 316 April 21, 2016
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Opposite of, but synonymous to, "sleep tight" for people who sweat and cringe at that suggestion.
For the non-bed burritos.
Opposite of, but synonymous to, "sleep tight" for people who sweat and cringe at that suggestion.
For the non-bed burritos.
"Sleep loose, Mama."
"Sleep loose, John Boy."
Did you sleep loose? Yep! Woke up draped over the headboard purring with the cat.
"Sleep loose, John Boy."
Did you sleep loose? Yep! Woke up draped over the headboard purring with the cat.
by msdee November 22, 2016
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