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Skeebitis 

The skeebitis is a disease that affects women. It turns them into sluts, whores, and bitches. Symptoms of the skeebitis involve lack of emotion, sleeping around, screwing over your friends and double teaming random guys. If you or your loved ones believe you have skeebitis then may god have mercy on your soul. There is no cure for skeebitis over than death, which usually occurs from fucking over all your friends or swallowing too much semen. Side effects of Skeebitis also include lying and throwing beer bottles while sleeping with every guy you know.
throwing beer bottles, sucking penis, getting double teamed, cheating on your boyfriend, lying to your best freinds, sleeping with their boyfriends. being a horrible human being.
"oh she has skeebitis"
Skeebitis by jhonny noxville March 11, 2008
Words you can keep

skeetish 

skeetish:the act of being aroused(horny) resulting in the ejaculation... hence the base word skeet
that hoe is making me mad skeetish
skeetish by James April 23, 2005

skeezitsy 

game where you masturbate in the dark and the first one to cum has to jizz all over another person. That person than has to guess who jizzed on him. If he guesses wrong then everyone else jizzes on him with the lights on.
I hope I don't lose at skeezitsy tonight
skeezitsy by DLange April 11, 2007

Sleepitis 

When you just can't get enough sleep!
Man...I think I have sleepitis, I slept 14 hours last night and I'm still sleepy!
Sleepitis by 1Foxx2C February 22, 2011

skreitism 

Skreitism is a term for players who roleplay as a prostitute of the opposite gender and engage in multiple sexual activities, usually bisexual, to gain pleasure. It can also mean someone who forms a romantic desire toward other players instead of their characters; they are unable to identify between IC (in character) and OOC (out of character).

The noun for this kind of player is "skreitist."

The word is derived from the name of an online character on PlaneShift. A perverted player's main character was the lusty Enkidukai (catlike humanoid) named Skreit, but he had several female alternative characters who were often bisexual and prostitutes. He often tried to create a long-distance online romance with women who also played the game.

People who practice skreitism tend to be homosexual or bisexual and have no social life outside of the internet.
The man played online roleplaying games during his free time and attempted to spark online relationships with female players since no one would go out with him in real life. He must have been a follower of skreitism.

Bob was RPing on PS (PlaneShift) and met a female Ynnwn (cross between a Dermorian, a kind of elf, and a Diaboli, a demonlike race) in the tavern, and he paid to sleep with her that night. The next morning he found out his character had truly slept with a lewd man who was playing as a prostitute!
skreitism by Xik'tar January 4, 2008

Yeetis Skeetis 

A phrase my friend and I made up. We were probably both tired. Used to convey excitement beyond just ‘yeet’.

In no way related to skeet.
Person 1: ‘We won the lottery!’
Person 2: ‘yeetis skeetis!’
Yeetis Skeetis by XxØctäviūsxX November 22, 2018

Skeetism 

A word used to describe a way of life for someone who has sexual nicknames of the skeet form. Such as skeetle, skeet, skeetum, skeetion, skeet skeet mutha fucka, skeets, skeetoe, skeetah, skeeting, skeeter, skeeted, skeety etc.
That girl Hannah is a total walking skeetism, her friends are such bitches for calling her those names.
Skeetism by BJOB123456789 February 4, 2010
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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