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skeezitsy 

game where you masturbate in the dark and the first one to cum has to jizz all over another person. That person than has to guess who jizzed on him. If he guesses wrong then everyone else jizzes on him with the lights on.
I hope I don't lose at skeezitsy tonight
skeezitsy by DLange April 11, 2007
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skeeziks 

Hey there Skeeziks...
skeeziks by Sh1tHead October 25, 2006
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Skeezite 

Plural: Skeezites
Terrifying flying monsters that eat butterfly fairies from the movie Barbie Mariposa
Girl 1: Did you hear that?
Girl 2: It must have been a skeezite! Run!
Skeezite by nohambition December 20, 2020

SkeezITZ 

Bad bitch always tryna suc Øn my Skeezitz “ < Lyricz
SkeezITZ by Nneez January 26, 2021

The Skeeziest 

A given nickname to the one who has reached a new level of high from marijuana out of the group.
"Man, that guy Phil is the skeeziest stoner I've ever seen."
The Skeeziest by Paul E. S. June 2, 2005
any filthy, dingy, raunched-out female that is seasoned in the art of being a skank. free lance hoing on all fronts.
an art form if you must...
also used as a label or describing certain individuals who are against such skankful ways.
shes quite adept at being a skeezist.

one day, her actions will catch up to her for being a mighty skeezist around married men.
Shes fed up with her sister stealing all her boyfriends, its made her skeezist towards skeezers.

SkeezITZ 

Bad bitch always tryna succ Øn my Skeezitz
SkeezITZ by Nneez January 26, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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