Pretesbian 

adj. A pretend lesbian. A heterosexual female that enjoys playing the role of a lesbian. She probably also enjoys Ani Difranco and watches The L Word because the "plot is interesting". She probably also idolizes "outed" female celebrities.

"Dana's wearing those fake Birkenstocks again, she's such a pretesbian."

"I thought Jenny was a pretesbian until she had sex with Marina."

"I'm such a pretesbian for Dani Campbell."

Pretesbian by Dana K January 30, 2008

pretesbian 

A girl who has sex or relationships with lesbians but is really straight.

Mary was dating Julie for a while, but I heard she just married a dude. I knew she was a pretesbian.

pretesbian by heanan November 25, 2007

Pretesbian 

A woman who is in a same sex relationship with another woman but is heterosexual. Or a sexually confused woman who thinks she loves women but only for a few weeks

Alisha loves to have sex with all the men she can but she is dating Tammy she has to be a pretesbian.

Pretesbian by psuedospam February 2, 2021

Presbian 

Used to refer to the girls of Presentation High School in Willow Glen, CA. Presbians are typically sluts that get around a lot with both sexes (emphasis on the both). Presbians will often engage in sexual acts during school hours in the bathrooms and otherwise. Bellarmine boys like to hook up with Presbians but will always end up taking a Notre Dame girl to meet their mother. Presbians have a tendency to dress in an identical manner to mixers.

See that Presbian over there in the pink shirt and matching knee socks sucking face?
Which one? There are so many!

Presbian by NotreDyke&Proud November 12, 2009

pretendian

Every white person in America that claims to be 'part' Native American.

I'm part Indian on my great grand mother's brother's uncle's sister side (Pretendian) but I don't have any way of proving it.

pretendian by ScoobyDooGang May 4, 2007

pretensbian 

Girls who pretend to be bisexual in order to get attention from guys. They will make out with their friends, usually after a drink or two, but won't actually have sex with women and often become very uncomfortable when actual lesbians approach them. Most pretensbians are between the ages of 15-22, but may occasionally be as old as early 30's.

"Did you see Britney and Kristin at the party last night? They were all over each other, but everyone knows they're pretensbians."

pretensbian by YouCantKillANinja May 8, 2014

pretendsbian 

Somebody that pretends to be a lesbian for attention or publicity.

She was a pretendsbian because she pretended to be a lesbian.

pretendsbian by sallygal61 January 21, 2010