Girls who pretend to be bisexual in order to get attention from guys. They will make out with their friends, usually after a drink or two, but won't actually have sex with women and often become very uncomfortable when actual lesbians approach them. Most pretensbians are between the ages of 15-22, but may occasionally be as old as early 30's.
"Did you see Britney and Kristin at the party last night? They were all over each other, but everyone knows they're pretensbians."
by YouCantKillANinja May 8, 2014
Get the pretensbian mug.Like an ostentation of peacocks, a murder of crows, or a parliament of owls, a pretension of hipsters is a simple and elegant term for a grouping of one of the more annoying self-referential and self-satisfied demographics in the history of demographics. Pretensions of hipsters can be found combing through old record stores in search of vinyl, hitting cool overpriced urban thrift stores, hanging for hours at local coffee shops, and, either performing in, or standing in line to listen to, a band of other hipsters with unfortunate facial hair, playing quasi-folky/blue grass inspired, unidentifiable something or other. There will be a banjo player.
Although pretensions of hipsters set up residence in cool and edgy neighborhoods such as Williamsburg, Brooklyn, and San Francisco's Mission District, where they can be spotted unabashedly overstating their cultural significance, they will have most likely arrived, trust funds in tow, during the second or third wave of gentrification, well after the hard-core artists have done the difficult work of staking out a claim in a relatively inexpensive if shady neighborhood, with no coffee shops, just delis and bodegas, with burnt coffee to go.
Although pretensions of hipsters set up residence in cool and edgy neighborhoods such as Williamsburg, Brooklyn, and San Francisco's Mission District, where they can be spotted unabashedly overstating their cultural significance, they will have most likely arrived, trust funds in tow, during the second or third wave of gentrification, well after the hard-core artists have done the difficult work of staking out a claim in a relatively inexpensive if shady neighborhood, with no coffee shops, just delis and bodegas, with burnt coffee to go.
"Look honey, a pretension of hipsters just arrived in our neighborhood."
"Glad I didn't throw out my stove pipe hat."
"Glad I didn't throw out my stove pipe hat."
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I'm part Indian on my great grand mother's brother's uncle's sister side (Pretendian) but I don't have any way of proving it.
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Get the pretendian mug.by sallygal61 January 21, 2010
Get the pretendsbian mug.An actor or actress of non-Native American descent who plays a Native American on the screen or stage.
I'm not an Indian, but I play one on TV.
So, you're a pretendian?
Taylor Lautner, in the new Twilight film, prime example of a modern day pretendian.
So, you're a pretendian?
Taylor Lautner, in the new Twilight film, prime example of a modern day pretendian.
by Roger Darrelson February 17, 2010
Get the Pretendian mug.adj. A pretend lesbian. A heterosexual female that enjoys playing the role of a lesbian. She probably also enjoys Ani Difranco and watches The L Word because the "plot is interesting". She probably also idolizes "outed" female celebrities.
"Dana's wearing those fake Birkenstocks again, she's such a pretesbian."
"I thought Jenny was a pretesbian until she had sex with Marina."
"I'm such a pretesbian for Dani Campbell."
"I thought Jenny was a pretesbian until she had sex with Marina."
"I'm such a pretesbian for Dani Campbell."
by Dana K January 30, 2008
Get the Pretesbian mug.One who claims to be Indian but doesn't exhibit Indian qualities or isn't Indian. It can also apply to a non-Indian who hangs around with nothing but Indians. Can apply to both India Indians and Native American Indians.
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