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Monkeyed off my goose

A term used to describe the act of purposely getting incredibly drunk to the point of absolute oblivion while out (generally with the lads) for a night on the town. Usually involves the person(s) involved waking up the next day in hospital, a ditch or jail. However, the person(s) involved cannot be held accountable for any of the actions (more than likely sexual) he or she committed.
I had sex with a rather ugly woman who somewhat resembled the Loch Ness Monster last night chaps. However I cannot be held accountable for any of my actions as I was incredibly drunk. As a wise man once said, I was monkeyed off my goose.

Monkeypedia

A location where anyone can create,edit,or change truth into sounds that resemble monkey sounds. Whem entries are completed a sound such as "oo oo ah ah" is created and eventually a novel monkey is born.
"oo oo ah ah" oh..that's the monkeypedia sound I heard after finally editing the passage in War and Peace on my Monkeypedia site.
Monkeypedia by Jamfetto January 8, 2009

Monkeytard 

A person so retarded that their intelligence and behaviour is akin to that of a monkey.
Stop flinging faeces at people you fucking monkeytard.
Monkeytard by Sidney the Kidney April 5, 2008

moneytard 

Slang term used for someone who can’t manage their finances.
He’s a straight-up moneytard, he spent his whole paycheck last week on a 16” Apple MacBook Pro and since he can barely read or write, he doesn’t even do much more than search the web with it!
moneytard by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2020

monkeytron 

Stupid illiterate bitch that sucks and swallows
That monkeytron sure is a hoe.
monkeytron by homie of the westside September 30, 2014

Monkeybird 

A notorious vandal that paints flying monkeys throughout Detroit's urban landscapes. Something of a local villian.
"Did you see that the Monkeybird tagged the museum last week?"
Monkeybird by Johnsonville May 2, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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