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furnident 

the dents that the legs of furniture leave in carpet
My parents knew that there was a party when they could see the furnidents that the couch left.
furnident by mb92388 April 13, 2007
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Furnident 

The indentions left on carpet from a piece of furniture (ie a couch, arm chair, coffe table etc...)
I hate when you move your couch after 10 years and there are perma furnidents! (permafurnidents)
Furnident by WaddyG September 3, 2010
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fuccident 

When you know that someone caused an accident but you decide not to blame them, even though you could if you chose to.
Jason: "Davo really was driving too fast when he crashed my car, man."

Simon: "Don't worry about it - it was a fuccident."
fuccident by Gamecat May 11, 2010

furvidence

(n.) pr. \ˈfər\və-dən(t)s\

The fur your pet leaves behind at the scene of the crime.
Ex. At first Sally was inclined to believe it was Steve (her house guest) and not Princess Perfect (her dog) who had gotten into her trash, left a trail of shredded tissues, yogurt lids, and chicken bones across the floor, and then barfed little chunks of moldy cheese under the coffee table...

...but with such overwhelming furvidence to suggest otherwise, she was forced to accept the truth.
furvidence by Sophie T. Mishap August 29, 2009

Furnadense 

Instances of compressed carpeting material on the carpeted floor where furniture used to be.
This furnadense was caused by my old TV stand.
Furnadense by donka May 3, 2007

Furcadentes 

The feeling experienced when a metal fork touches your teeth. Furca meaning fork. Dentes meaning teeth.
Person eating: Ah! My teeth!
Person: Furcadentes?
Person eating: Yeah.
Furcadentes by Adele Fiddler March 1, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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