Furna-dent

The dent(s) your furniture leave in your carpet.

Betsy moved her bed after a rowdy month of one night stands and said to Jane "goodness I fucked 4 furna-dents into my carpet! They will never go away!"

Betsy moved her bed after a rowdy month of one night stands and said to Jane "goodness I fucked 4 furna-dents into my carpet! They will never go away!"

Furna-dent by Eddiemound December 17, 2009

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furnident

the dents that the legs of furniture leave in carpet

My parents knew that there was a party when they could see the furnidents that the couch left.

furnident by mb92388 April 13, 2007

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Furnident

The indentions left on carpet from a piece of furniture (ie a couch, arm chair, coffe table etc...)

I hate when you move your couch after 10 years and there are perma furnidents! (permafurnidents)

Furnident by WaddyG September 3, 2010

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Furnadense

Instances of compressed carpeting material on the carpeted floor where furniture used to be.

This furnadense was caused by my old TV stand.

Furnadense by donka May 3, 2007

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Furcadentes

The feeling experienced when a metal fork touches your teeth. Furca meaning fork. Dentes meaning teeth.

Person eating: Ah! My teeth!
Person: Furcadentes?
Person eating: Yeah.

Furcadentes by Adele Fiddler March 1, 2022

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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