Craigavon

A supposed city,located in co.armagh, northern ireland. Developed from the 1960s onward to absorb excess population from Belfast.

Consists of nothing but a few office blocks, a shopping centre,and lots of council housing estates. Oh and lots of mucky fields so your guddies get dirty. Drugs are VERY easy to find. For all its social and economic problems, its most definatly the best place in the world. But carlsberg diddnt do Craigavon, Buckfast did!

Craigavon isnt as bad as u mite think

Craigavon by Kunstable March 21, 2007

Craigavon

That place in Armagh that the UK government forgot about, now we are stuck in a limbo of being a town and city at the same time. Its still good craic tho, except for you Parkmore.

"Do you remember Craigavon"
The Brits "What are you talking about Lurgan, or Portadown"

Craigavon by TheBrigaderGen January 31, 2021

Craigavon Bathtub 

Colloquialism of Northern Ireland, originating in the Craigavon area.

A makeshift firepit (or small bonfire) using old disposed household utilities. These include, but are not limited to: bathtubs, washing machine drums, barrel etc.

NB:- Fires ignited may be accomplished by any means, most notably with petrol/ gasoline and scrap wood.

Went down to the Meadows and saw a wee Craigavon Bathtub flickering away in the fog.

OR

C'mon, start up a Craigavon Bathtub with this here tumble-drier drum.

Craigavon Bathtub by HARD LADSSS February 22, 2021

craigavon lakes

a beautiful set of 'balancing' lakes built as part of the development of the new town of craigavon.usually referred to simply as the lakes.surrounded by acres of parkland.
main attractions include
1.fishing for dead fish and toilet seats
2.swimming in heavily polluted water thereby growing another arm as a result
3.drinking and graffitti under the numerous lovely bridges
4.for kids aged 5 and over,bricking passing trains
5.watching all the people that actually work and have jobs powerwalk to keep fit
6.watersports centre is out of bounds due to radioactive contamination
7.tannaghmore animal farm,and if you visit the park at night you can witness the antics of derrymacash youths who cant hold their drink
8.and finally,rushmere shopping centre is very close to hand,as is legahory which sells a wide selection of your favorite class A,B and C drugs.

enjoy!

man:"wana walk around craigavon lakes love?"
wife:"nah cos we might be ate by the zombie"

craigavon lakes by Kunstable January 18, 2007

Craigydon 

A fat guy who has snapped his banjo

That girls dad is a craigydon

Craigydon by Craigydon November 27, 2019

George craigan

George craigan is known as a Wankstain and loves it off a girl called grace Clarke he also is known to love it up the bum

Oh mate your such a George craigan

Ahaha look at him over there acting like a George craigan

George craigan by Sirdicksalot6969 October 13, 2021

craigmond 

Usually defined by a man with an unusually small penis and is completely covered with body hair.

Damn that craigmond is really going to let that homosexual down.

craigmond by robertastical September 16, 2005