Clumpering

The act of two men (preferably English and Italian) laying in such a position their arseholes are touching for sexual pleasure

The act is in no way homosexual

Me and Vito strafino were clumpering last night

by JosephFreaky September 4, 2024

Clampering

The sound a dogs nails make on wood, tile or other hard surfaces.

I heard the dog clampering around the house.

by Dead Squirrel June 17, 2018

Cluttering

Cluttering (also called tachyphemia) is a speech disorder and a communication disorder characterized by speech that is difficult for listeners to understand due to rapid speaking rate, erratic rhythm, poor syntax or grammar, and words or groups of words unrelated to the sentence. Cluttering has in the past been viewed as a fluency disorde

hey you clutters..
i have a cluttering proble..i speak fast to understand...

by pankh January 20, 2012

clumping

to have sex with a woman while wearing a clown costume. dervies from the combination of the words clown and humping.

"Dude did you have sex with my sister?"
"I clumped her ass, son"

by NiMo March 1, 2005

Crumpeting

A British public school tradition generally practised by the upper classes, in which a crumpet is super-heated, covered in butter, and thrust between the buttocks of a chosen schoolboy. Often used as an initiation ritual. The crumpetee is expected to clench the hot crumpet between their buttocks as the butter runs down their backside, burning them. Should they allow the crumpet to fall, a greater punishment is often chosen.

This tradition is also practised among young gentleman's dining clubs and junior commissioned ranks of the military.

"I say, old boy! If Jenkins is to join this dining club, I expect him to tolerate a jolly harsh crumpeting!"

by Gizchern May 14, 2009

climpering

Dealing with something that needs to be done, but is not a priority.

I'm climpering by cleaning my room when I should be working on my big paper due tomorrow.

by Psych403 October 26, 2011

Clippering

The act of losing an NBA playoff Series when you had a commanding 3 games to 1 lead. ie: LA Clippers

Never being able to advance to the Conference Finals.

"That 3-1 lead was seemingly unsurmountable, but hold on, they are Clippering."

by Wineberserker May 19, 2015