Clippering

The act of losing an NBA playoff Series when you had a commanding 3 games to 1 lead. ie: LA Clippers

Never being able to advance to the Conference Finals.

"That 3-1 lead was seemingly unsurmountable, but hold on, they are Clippering."

by Wineberserker May 19, 2015

Coppering

Collecting together money from your pockets, bag, around the house or down the back of the settee. Usually collected together to buy some small item like a pint of milk or a loaf of sliced bread. Therefore all the pennies and small change in copper will have an inordinate value.

May be used as a slightly offensive word if you have a group of people pooling all their money to buy a cheap bottle of wine between them or some similar object of desire.

Peter Stringfellow (The king of strip clubs) said recently 'The worst customers we have in here are groups of women (hen parties). They are always coppering together to buy one male stripper between them'.

by salina111 November 26, 2010

Hedge Clippings

When rolling a blunt or packin a bowl, the bits of weed that fall on to your magazine or table.

Dont make a mess when you roll that blunt, I dont want hedge clippings all over my desk.

by Knowledgeable1! November 23, 2009

clipperize

The act of sneaking up on someone with a clipper (that is, one of those electric haircutting things) and shaving a portion of their hair, often making the one that was clipperized very angry and making everyone around laugh quite hilariously.
Bonus points are given for clipperizations near the front of the head or any other easily seen place. A victim of clipperization often must completely shave their head or otherwise make themselves not look insane.
There is a common protection against clipperization: the hat.

Many people in Jackass: The Movie were clipperized.

Clipperization victim: Dude, what the hell did you do to my head?
Clipperizer: Go look in a mirror, mate. You look so stupid.

by Edabite July 29, 2008

Clittering

To rub, feel, or roll the ball on your blackberry as if it was a clitoris of a female. Can be used as a verb.

Yo Joe are you actually texting or are you just clittering?

by Ksmitts December 7, 2009

clipping nail

performing a mundane yet necessary task such as washing dishes or sleeping

Shuby: "If you need me, I'll be clipping nail."

by s0urgasoline February 1, 2020

clickering

When you take the remote control to one of your televisions, then go around your neighborhood to random people's houses and changing their channels through their windows. Works best when you have the same cable provider (cox, digital cable, verizon, etc.). It is incredibly hilarious, for it leaves your neighbors scratching their heads as to why their channels keep changing.

Bob: Hey, remember when we were smashed drunk and we went clickering?
Marv: Yeah man! That was fun shit!
Bob: Yeah, I know. That guy thought a fuckin ghost was changing his channels.
Marv: AHAHAHAHAHA.

by bby em January 21, 2009