witm8
1. Shortened version of "What mate?"/"What is this mate?"/"What is that mate?"
2. A versatile word appplicable to almost any situation
2. A versatile word appplicable to almost any situation
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Witmiester
An extreme ginger, with INSANELY ginger hair.
Causes your eyes to burn with just a glance at it.
A witmiester also frequently wets themselves, unknowingly, until it is embarressingly pointed out by someone.
A witmiester also has a weakness, being touched on the back of the neck. At the slightest touch they immediately start to urge, as if they are going to throw up. Its not pretty.
Witmiesters generally are loners, whos diet consists of reddy brek. But they will sometimes be seen with Lizard guys or tractor boys.
Be warned, if you see a creature with these characteristics, do not approach them, they will growl at you, with attitude. There bite has not yet been witnessed, but trust me, its there.
Causes your eyes to burn with just a glance at it.
A witmiester also frequently wets themselves, unknowingly, until it is embarressingly pointed out by someone.
A witmiester also has a weakness, being touched on the back of the neck. At the slightest touch they immediately start to urge, as if they are going to throw up. Its not pretty.
Witmiesters generally are loners, whos diet consists of reddy brek. But they will sometimes be seen with Lizard guys or tractor boys.
Be warned, if you see a creature with these characteristics, do not approach them, they will growl at you, with attitude. There bite has not yet been witnessed, but trust me, its there.
Witmiester by ArmchairBaybz. December 14, 2009
Related Words
Witmo
An Ackronym for
Will
Is
The
Mature
One
A Nickname for one of the most famous residents of Lil Hopewell. Witmo was given this nickname back in 98, when one day while playing pool with his friends, he decided he couldnt handle their antics, because he was too mature. Thus the name.
Will
Is
The
Mature
One
A Nickname for one of the most famous residents of Lil Hopewell. Witmo was given this nickname back in 98, when one day while playing pool with his friends, he decided he couldnt handle their antics, because he was too mature. Thus the name.
Witmo by Mark AKA Lackey February 3, 2005
Witman
Witman by Fredfjhjhj August 5, 2009
WITMF
what in the mother fuck
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