n00bistan

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A place for n00bs from the "-stan" countries (i.e. Pakistan, Kazakhstan, Tajikistan...etc)

(Online message board)
american_dave123: This n00b!! Where are you from??

kyrgysz_salim786: I am from Kyrgysztan!!

american_dave 123: No way! You're a n00b from a "-stan" country!! You must be from n00bistan!!

kyrgysz_salim786: americans...

n00bistan by n00bkillaz491 June 19, 2010

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n00bis

the biggest of the noobs.

You see that fool on Runescape! What a n00bis.

n00bis by Angela Sally Laura October 23, 2007

Related Words

n00bish • n00bism • n00bis • n00bishness • n00bissaur • n00bist • n00bistan • n00d

n00bism

Noun; The act of being or process of becoming a n00b. Being of a group of persons that have obtained the title "n00b"

"Dude cut the n00bism crap and learn how to play!"

n00bism by The_Liberator (via Unreal Tournament 2004) September 24, 2004

n00bish

(adj)
Behavior similar to that of a n00b
Of or relating to n00bs

Stop acting so n00bish, that's gimp

n00bish by Dan September 19, 2005

n00ds

Same thing as "n00dz"

Meaning: Nude pictures of a real person. Normally a girl.

so_not_a_pedo: Send me some n00ds.
so_not_a_good_target: okeizz!!11!!1 XD

n00ds by lmfaosmifc June 20, 2008

n00bist

one who follows the ways of a n00b or practices n00bism

I noticed that he was a n00bist because of the way he fragged his own teammates

n00bist by The_Liberator (via Unreal Tournament 2004) September 25, 2004

n00bishness

Noun form of 'n00bish'.

That is a priceless example of n00bishness.

n00bishness by anycon September 28, 2004

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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