n00d

nude

singular version of n00dz.

by diktionary September 25, 2003

n00d

Unlike the asshatish common perception, n00d has nothing to do with n00b!

Stupid CS Kiddie: I hate girls especially when they're n00d!

by _insertnamehere_ April 4, 2005

n00d

like p33t wentz's n00ds.

OMG did you see his n00ds?, When are Jewseph's n00ds coming out?

by itsaboardie. October 4, 2006

n00d

A new player in an MMO who doesnt wear armor.

n00d is killed by level one forest rat.

Player: What a n00d!

by Markusmarkus April 12, 2007

n00d

Another way of saying n00b.

N00d: D0N'T 5CR3W W1TH M4 0R 1'll 1337 H4X04 J00
Guy: STFU you n00d before i bitch slap you

by bob July 30, 2003

n00d

A CoD4/CoD5 Player who enters prestige mode and has his stats reset.

CoDFanboy1: Hey I finally reached prestige mode!!!!111

CoDFanboy2: Hahaha your a n00d now.

by Gregorio7000 April 14, 2009

the n00d

a piebald dachshund puppy named n00dle rescued from the depths of nowhereville, aka freedom, pennsylvania. she is a crazy p00ch whose extreme ADHD leads to nonstop sniffing & a bottomless pit of curiosity. although she is a dog, she is a professional sp00ner giving even the most experienced cuddlers a run for their money.

it has been suggested that, despite her silly antics & obsessive behaviors, she is an intelligent creature. this has been suggested by her mimicking learned behavior, mainly humping both living & stationary objects. surprisingly, what she ch00ses to hump has predominantly been of the female sex (not including the stuffed, though extremely life-like, stuffed dog).

her favorite snacks include the crotches of used female panties, happy hips chicken jerky, &, yes, unc00ked n00dles.

someone else: "hey, kate, you bringin the n00d?"
me: "well, yes, if by n00d you mean the pup & not pictures of my p00ch."

by McGirlGirl August 5, 2011