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A Semenza is the best person. They probably seem stupid, but they are really smart and good at problem solving. Semenza is usually a last name but people with it as a last name usually get called Semenza anyways. Semenzas are pretty entertaining and make you laugh all the time. If you happen to find a Semenza, keep them because you need her/him to make you happy. You can always rely on them to love you and care for you. They don't often show their love for another until the last second. It's not often you find a Semenza so when you do, make her be your best friend. Semenzas will every once in a while will have blue/green eyes. They usually start out blonde but end as a person with dark hair.
"Hey, what's Semenza's first name?" Henry said.
"I don't know, we just stick with Semenza. Why be called by your first name when you have an awesome last name like Semenza!"
semenza by Your bestieeee February 20, 2018
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Chelsea Semenza 

Site model for Myspace; hot, brown hair, known as Chelsea Chaaos
Chelsea Chaaos always edits her pics so well! (chelsea semenza)
Chelsea Semenza by AskJeeeves November 28, 2010

semenancy 

The use of semen in divination rituals - most commonly done by reading the patterns formed after giving someone a 'facial'.
"For thousands of years practitioners of sex magick have used semenancy to foretell the future."
semenancy by Dribbles23 March 10, 2008

semenated 

when something has traces of semen in it
Person1:I call the bed
Person2:Have fun sleeping in my semenated sheets
semenated by K4pt4in April 12, 2008

Semenator 

One who emits ridiculously large amounts of semen after sufficient stimulation to his manhood. Does not mean he has a large didgeridoo or is immune to the feared premature ejaculation. Not too much is known about semenators...
Don't you love it when a huge load bursts all over onto your face? Good god I love semenators!
Semenator by LeFreddy September 2, 2010

semenface 

a. someone who pisses you off so badly there is no result but to call them a semenface. A worthless person.

b. after ejaculating onto someone's face it is appropriate to call them a semenface.
a. God you are so damn annoying, shut the hell up semenface.
b. Awww that felt good, ha, look at you, you semenface.
semenface by juggle_boy January 20, 2007

semenade 

A normal glass of Lemonade with a little touch of manliness
My son opened his first Semenade stand this weekend, the grow up so fast!
semenade by asdfgh1234567 April 21, 2014
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