semenza

A Semenza is the best person. They probably seem stupid, but they are really smart and good at problem solving. Semenza is usually a last name but people with it as a last name usually get called Semenza anyways. Semenzas are pretty entertaining and make you laugh all the time. If you happen to find a Semenza, keep them because you need her/him to make you happy. You can always rely on them to love you and care for you. They don't often show their love for another until the last second. It's not often you find a Semenza so when you do, make her be your best friend. Semenzas will every once in a while will have blue/green eyes. They usually start out blonde but end as a person with dark hair.

"Hey, what's Semenza's first name?" Henry said.
"I don't know, we just stick with Semenza. Why be called by your first name when you have an awesome last name like Semenza!"

by Your bestieeee February 20, 2018

Chelsea Semenza

Site model for Myspace; hot, brown hair, known as Chelsea Chaaos

Chelsea Chaaos always edits her pics so well! (chelsea semenza)

by AskJeeeves November 28, 2010

semenancy

The use of semen in divination rituals - most commonly done by reading the patterns formed after giving someone a 'facial'.

"For thousands of years practitioners of sex magick have used semenancy to foretell the future."

by Dribbles23 March 10, 2008

semenated

when something has traces of semen in it

Person1:I call the bed
Person2:Have fun sleeping in my semenated sheets

by K4pt4in April 12, 2008

Semenator

One who emits ridiculously large amounts of semen after sufficient stimulation to his manhood. Does not mean he has a large didgeridoo or is immune to the feared premature ejaculation. Not too much is known about semenators...

Don't you love it when a huge load bursts all over onto your face? Good god I love semenators!

by LeFreddy September 2, 2010

semenface

a. someone who pisses you off so badly there is no result but to call them a semenface. A worthless person.

b. after ejaculating onto someone's face it is appropriate to call them a semenface.

a. God you are so damn annoying, shut the hell up semenface.
b. Awww that felt good, ha, look at you, you semenface.

by juggle_boy January 20, 2007

semenade

A normal glass of Lemonade with a little touch of manliness

My son opened his first Semenade stand this weekend, the grow up so fast!

by asdfgh1234567 April 21, 2014