pariguayo

Domincan word for someone who is a chump. Usually this person is also bad with the ladies.

Julio: Loco, viste a ese tipo tratando de bajaserlo a esa tipa?
Pancho: Si loco, ese tipo un pariguayo.

pariguayo by Domexicano March 17, 2005

Pariguayo

A pariguayo is Dominican slang for a guy thats all talk and no action. Someone who is full of shit. A punk, poser, bull shitter, etc.

Oye,tu si habla mierda.Tu lo que es un tremendo pariguayo.

Pariguayo by Jose Luis Lopez September 1, 2006

Paraguayan-Twenty 

When you gain twenty pounds after travelling alone on a month-long business trip.

Werner stared shamefully at his body, knowing that his paraguayan-twenty was a result of all the beer, meat and extra mayonnaise consumed while dining alone on his unsuccessful business trip.

Paraguayan-Twenty by JF4 December 8, 2017

Paraguayan 

A citizen from Paraguay who will hold their head up proud and will not take shit from anybody and will sip his/her tea with dignity. So fuck you.

I'm Paraguayan.
Ha Mow my lawn bitch
How about I mow your face asshole

Paraguayan by A Rebel October 14, 2010

Paraguayan Popsicle 

First reported on the streets of Asuncion, Paraguay, this requires a popsicle stick, a cylindrically shaped turd, and no shame.

A) Take a large, solid shit in a box.
B) Place a popsicle stick inside the turd.
C) Seal the 'popsicle' inside a ziploc bag and put it in a freezer for 24 hours.
D) Take the popsicle out, go to a playground, and offer children your "Paraguayan popsicle."

Chef: "Hey kids, try this Paraguayan popsicle!"
Cartman: "Awesome thanks Chef! ....Wait a minute, this tastes like SHIT!"
Kenny: "mummummmumumum"
Kyle: "Haha Kenny's right Cartman, you're retarded!"

Paraguayan Popsicle by Dr. Popsicle March 4, 2011

paraguay 

A great country with nice and very hospitable people.
His capital is the beautiful Asuncion, and is the only one country in Latin America that achieve to keep his native language as an official language with spanish: the GUARANI, a sweet and very expressive language.

The major people are "mestizos", and has white people too.

Has the most beautiful woman in southamerica (probably at the same level with venezuela and argentina), described in a paraguayan song like "mezcla de diosa y pantera" (half goddess, half panther) because they're awesome lovers too...

Great culture, great music (guarania), beautiful nature, and has the biggest hydroelectrical plant in the whole world (Itaipu).
Also has a great soccer team.
The politicians put the country in a serious ecomical crisis, and now the people try everyday to get in a better situation.

i love paraguay!!

Una noche tibia nos conocimos
Junto al agua azul de Ypacaraí
Tú cantabas triste por el camino
Viejas melodías en guaraní.

Y con el embrujo de tus canciones
Iba renaciendo tu amor en mí
Y en la noche hermosa de plenilunio
De tus blancas manos sentí el calor
Que con tus caricias me dio el amor.

Donde estás ahora cuñataí
Que tu suave canto no llega a mí
Donde estás ahora mi ser te añora
Con frenesí.

Todo te recuerda mi dulce amor
Junto al lago azul de Ypacaraí
Vuelve para siempre mi amor te espera
Cuñataí.

paraguay by (O_o) May 17, 2006

paraguay 

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A: Hey man, do you know Paraguay?
B: Yeah, it's literally nothing ** **

paraguay by Azzery October 22, 2020