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aloe shower 

The liberal surprise application of Aloe Vera scented baby oil during a sexual act.
I've ruined my sheets because I aloe showered some hussy last night.
aloe shower by H-Dawggg February 2, 2014
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Alderiate est le plus grand bolosseur que la terre ait portée. Il est aussi le dieux chauve
Alderiate le chauve
Alderiate by Bringir April 29, 2017
Aldonia is a beautiful girl. She loves to be active. She doesn't believe in SANTA. She hates to be rude. She is always nice and kind. She has a beautiful mom. She has a beautiful dad. She is active alot . Aldonia is pretty .
Aldonia is a pretty good girl.
aldonia by Aldonia November 22, 2018
To consume a meal, often lunch, at one's desk. Commonly used by office workers under pressure.
Q "Hey, want to go out for lunch?
A "Can't, got to finish this memo by 2. Sadly, I'll be dining aldesko".
aldesko by CA77 June 3, 2007

Alderman 

Alderman is the last name of a gentleman. He is always honest, truthful, and incredibly loyal. On top of that, he has the body of a god and the voice of an angel. His love is like none other.
What kind of man do you want to date?

I want to date an Alderman.
Alderman by truedog1 February 6, 2010
Alden is a common name for a surperior to the human race. He is godly and is better than you. If you have a girlfriend, you shallith be robbed of her, and she will instantly fall for him. Next time you see him, down, you mortal...
You: “Hey, is that Alden?”
Your sister who you are dating: “Yes”
You: Frickin’ fricker, I just started dating you...”
Your sister who you are dating: “Oh well, I’m leaving you,”
Alden by MeButImBetterThanYou February 28, 2019