Aldren 

Aldren is gonna be a big rapper

Aldren has the biggest dick in the world

Aldren by Bigneggi77 April 7, 2021

Aldren 

An awesome twitch streamer and fantastic person. He’s thoughtful, funny, and the best dressed man on twitch. You can’t regret heading over to his stream and having a great time with a great person!

Matt: Yo, you watch Aldren?

Jacob: Yeah man! I love his RDR2 series!

Aldren by Sekki Ken June 13, 2020

Aldren 

Someone who is terrible as csgo,

Usually depressed

"yo what's up with Aldren? He's being so Aldren today"

Aldren by Bigblackboy69 July 17, 2017

Aldren 

Your typical construction worker. Always right never wrong. Greatest dude to ever live.

Yo, does Aldren work today ?

Aldren by Bobbytino January 30, 2020

Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.

Vaush: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

Alden's Number by BasedRedditCringe August 19, 2020

Roderick Alden

Roderick Alden, PhD, is the Chairman of the Omaha City Council in Omaha, Nebraska. He is a pivotal swing vote on the panel, and a powerhouse in local elections. He is most notable for his doctoral thesis on IQ differences, in which he coined the term Alden's Number.

Vaush: Hey, do you know who Roderick Alden is?
Mike: No, I don't know who Roderick is.
Vaush: You don't know who fucking Roderick is and you're claiming to give a shit about the Nebraska mayoral race?

Roderick Alden by BigTony102 March 7, 2021

Alden's Number

The number's origin is of the theory dabbling in temporally dilated thermo-dynamics which causes humans to lie. The number cannot be revealed and if one wants to find it, they must look a little harder than UrbanDictionary.

Commenter 1: I can't find Alden's Number anywhere!
Commenter 2: I guess you just haven't watched the right video
Nice Commenter 3: Alden's Number is mentioned at 6:56, on the video called 'Are Black People Genetically Inferior? CRAZY debate w/ 15 y/o Race Realist' on the channel named Vaush
Commenter 1: You cheeky b*stard, I still don't know what the actual number is :(

Alden's Number by MangoMuncher912 February 22, 2021