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alderman 

A half-crown coin; its value, 30 pence.
Half-a-crown is known as an alderman, half a bull, half a tusheroon, and a madza caroon; whilst a crown piece, or five shillings, may be called either a bull, or a caroon, or a cartwheel, or a coachwheel, or a thick-un, or a tusheroon.
alderman by Delbosco October 15, 2021

Alderman'ed 

To get bitched by another dude.
Guy 1 : Did you see how Nick pressed that kid on Riverwood?

Guy 2 : Yea. That kid got fucking Alderman'ed.
Alderman'ed by heugh6780 December 9, 2018

alacia alderman 

the most amazing person youll ever meet,yo!!!!!!!
alacia alderman by crazydazy12392 February 3, 2010

Alison Alderman 

Shes kool, but she won't come to my freshman orientation and be my mentor. Suck a peen Alison Alderman. Jk you're pretty cute.
MY FREEEEEEEND is so annoying, she must be an Alison Alderman

Jimmy Alderman 

A well-liked person in many social and religious circles, who tends to commit crimes without raising suspicion due to his or her social standing.
I thought I could trust that kid, but now my mother's ring is gone and my life is ruined! Well he sure did turn out to be a regular, Jimmy Alderman.
Jimmy Alderman by Mrs. Zonker August 17, 2012

the mckenna alderman 

(v.) when a female strips her pants off (while lights are on) as she crawls into bed with her drunken pray
best friend #1: damn i just pulled the mckenna alderman

best friend #2: no way! what did he do?!
best friend #1: he said “damn ok then” and took his off too
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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