Ryan: I just got a chill, like a million voices suddenly cried out in horror and were suddenly silenced.
Ben: Oh, that was just Jon pulling an Alderaan.
Peace loving planet in the inner rim of the Starwars galaxy, destroyed by General Gran Moff Tarkin during the rebellion. Now nothing more than a dust cloud.
Dec 25 2025 im packing 5 cans of 5.7l butane into my microwave with my 73g of uranium with quartz rocks compressing the bomb to reinact the planetary attack on alderaan with a soldered microwave.
I can wait until walnut turns earth a supernova and we ALL cook faster the the people of Alderaan.
Ally: What did you do last night?
Becky: Well I was giving him a blowjob when he pulled out and came in my ear!
Ally: Oh the planet alderaan!
Becky:What!
Ally:Yea you hear the voices of millions scream out and then its suddenly silent
Becky: OOOOOOOO
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!