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dining al desko 

To eat lunch at your desk.
A: Are you coming to the canteen for lunch?
B: No, I'm afraid I'm dining al desko today.
dining al desko by Ian Chode July 15, 2004
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To eat at one's desk/computer. Similar but opposite to alfresco (dining outside).
"Hey Tom, why is there salsa on your keyboard?"
"Ahh.. i had an aldesco lunch"
Aldesco by Rollie Pollie May 20, 2009

al desko 

Do you have crumbs all over your computer keyboard as you read the news, do a bit of shopping or book a holiday on the Internet? Whatever happened to the time when our lunch break was a welcome excuse to leave the office and picnic in the fresh air? There are so many more reasons to eat al desko (while sitting at your desk) rather than al fresco.
I have so much work to do... I'll just eat a sandwich al desko today.
al desko by chrissy90 December 14, 2008

alveskog 

hey broman, Alveskog
alveskog by annabro January 26, 2018
the best person, most beautiful, funniest, very sensitive, loving and perfect boy i ever met. Amazing personality and amazing person.
Alesko is best in the relationship and in the bed too <3
alesko by emmusa November 22, 2021
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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