Comedy
Dude urban dictionary is now all about inside jokes and stupid sex definitions. There's no comedy in these definitions.
Comedy by General-Kenobi July 17, 2020
Get the Comedy mug.
When you come at the king, you best not miss.
One of Omar Little's best lines. He's the king of West-Baltimore and warns his enemies that they only have one shot or else they're gone.
When you come at the king, you best not miss. by Omar's Shotgun June 29, 2017
Related Words
Coomer • Coomers Law • Coome • Coomera • Coomer Humor • Coomerz • cooment • Coomer Corner • Coomer de les • coomeresque
cocomelon kid
A feral nasty kid that watches cocomelon on their funky ass iPad, typically found in grocery stores coughing and sneezing while wiping their snot on their crusty ass iPads
cocomelon kid by onperiodtluv July 15, 2021
come up shuffle
noun: A celebration one does after purchasing garbage. Such as a used mattress off craigslist, which is likely covered with fecal matter stains, urine, dead skin, hair, sweat, and skeet.
Hey guys looks at this mattress i just bought dirt cheap. It only has 3 yellow stains, 2 brown stains and lights up like a Christmas tree under a black light. But i saved $24.15. I feel a come up shuffle coming on.
come up shuffle by captain duckman March 3, 2010
Come Dine
Area of origin: Houston, Texas
(come down/come dine, coming down/cumin dine, came down/ came dine)
Verb
1. To arrive (with/and)
2. To be arriving (with/and)
3. To have arrived (with/and)
( Cumin Dine)
Adj.
1. To look good
(come down/come dine, coming down/cumin dine, came down/ came dine)
Verb
1. To arrive (with/and)
2. To be arriving (with/and)
3. To have arrived (with/and)
( Cumin Dine)
Adj.
1. To look good
Verb
1."...I'm gone COME DINE , big rims on the truck"
2. "...I be CUMIN DINE , new Js on my toes "
3. " ...I done CAME DINE, hittin licks on my trolley "
ADJ.
" I'm CUMIN DINE in this new outfit. "
1."...I'm gone COME DINE , big rims on the truck"
2. "...I be CUMIN DINE , new Js on my toes "
3. " ...I done CAME DINE, hittin licks on my trolley "
ADJ.
" I'm CUMIN DINE in this new outfit. "
Come Dine by THE PULL UP GOD December 31, 2015
come-to-Jesus moment
An epiphany in which one realizes the truth of a matter; a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something; coming clean and admitting failures; realizing the true weight or impact of a negative situation or fact; acknowledgment that one must get back to core values; moment of realization; an aha moment; moment of decision; moment of truth; critical moment; moment of reassessment of priorities; turning point; life-changing moment.
(alt.: "come-to-jesus moment")
(alt.: "come-to-jesus moment")
“‘We had a real scare, a real come-to-Jesus moment. It was a time to figure out what we were about, where our priorities were. And there was no question. What we didn't realize is how we’d let our work overwhelm our family . . .”— Peer Marriage: How Love Between Equals Really Works by P. Schwartz, page 143 (1994)
”When I hear someone refer to a come-to-Jesus encounter/talk/experience, they're usually referring to a moment of truth that is difficult and harrowing for all who experience it.”—Telegraph-Herald (Dubuque, Iowa), 18 February, 2006
“My feeling is at a certain point we're going to have a 'come-to-Jesus' moment in the caucus and talk about whether you fund (the war) or not," said Rep. Jim McDermott, D-Wash.”—AP Online, 17 April, 2007
“Koonce got into teaching after he was in a severe car accident about five years ago. The wreck caused him to reassess his priorities. ‘It was kind of a come-to-Jesus moment,’ he says. ‘I started thinking about what was really important to me and a way for me to give back.’”— The Greater Baton Rouge Business Report (Louisiana), 18 November, 2008
“As important as the Massachusetts special election was to the health-care debate, it also represents a come-to-Jesus moment for the GOP. What kind of party will it be?”—Washington Post, 20 January, 2010
”When I hear someone refer to a come-to-Jesus encounter/talk/experience, they're usually referring to a moment of truth that is difficult and harrowing for all who experience it.”—Telegraph-Herald (Dubuque, Iowa), 18 February, 2006
“My feeling is at a certain point we're going to have a 'come-to-Jesus' moment in the caucus and talk about whether you fund (the war) or not," said Rep. Jim McDermott, D-Wash.”—AP Online, 17 April, 2007
“Koonce got into teaching after he was in a severe car accident about five years ago. The wreck caused him to reassess his priorities. ‘It was kind of a come-to-Jesus moment,’ he says. ‘I started thinking about what was really important to me and a way for me to give back.’”— The Greater Baton Rouge Business Report (Louisiana), 18 November, 2008
“As important as the Massachusetts special election was to the health-care debate, it also represents a come-to-Jesus moment for the GOP. What kind of party will it be?”—Washington Post, 20 January, 2010
come-to-Jesus moment by WordWizard3 August 1, 2013