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A town similar to Nimbin but only worse. (The quality of drugs are higher in Nimbin), Also note that Coomera is wedged somewhere between Gold Coast and Brisbane and is somewhat small with a hopeless infrastructure. It is hope to species such as the dero, gang banger, drug dealer, and low life scum who have spent the last few years in jail. The government also finds coomera as a quality ground for public housing which, as you may guess is home to more deros.
Dude I was at coomera the other day and was shot at by a number of dero inbred scum.

I told you Harry, don't go to coomera any more unless you want to lose your internal organs for sale on the black market, or unless you want to get shot because your wallet contains more that Centerlink food vouchers.

Thanks man i will remember next time
Coomera by CRUSTYMCNUGGET March 16, 2008
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Coomera or Upper Coomera is a town in Australia somewhere between Brisbane and the Gold Coast but as nice as it may sound it is a shit hole and essentially a breeding ground for "eshays" or teens who walk around with shanks thinking they're hard. But for some reason the council thinks that Coomera is a perfect place for houses to be built making the place one of the most populated on the Gold Coast. Coomera is home to many stabbings and shootings, the drugs in coomera aren't the best either being most dealers are within the age range of about 14 - 18.
Person 1 - "Oi cunt, me and damo are gonna head over to Coomera, you keen?"

Person 2 - "Nah bro fuck that I don't wanna get shot cunt"
Coomera by 0e7394y August 30, 2019
A frothy yet smooth and refreshing sports drink made from the by-products of lesbian sex. Delicious?
Do you want your white wings?
No I am too tired.
Here have some cooterade.
Thanks! I'm good to go!
Cooterade by Ron Swanson? February 22, 2014
Initially an internet version of the Wojack guy, a Coomer is a male chronic masturbator, an Incel on steroids, who lives in front of his PC consuming porn all day, and having no other interest in life other that to reach his next orgasm.

But the meme has grown, naturally.

Coomer now refers to any young man who is solely concentrated on an almost psychopathic need to chase the next dopamine hit, be it masturbation, game score, high of any kind. Coomers are now utterly useless self-pleasuring addicts, to the exclusion of any future career development or frankly any future plans at all beyond the strict need feed their addictions.
Haven't seen Geoff in ages? Yeah, since he lost his job and his girlfriend, he's locked himself in his room with packs of beer, a pack of toilet roll and Pizza on speed dial. Even skipped his mother's funeral. Total coomer now. Sad.
Coomer by Macnadoodle October 10, 2021

coombrain 

A person who excessively masturbates to the point of frying their own dopamine receptors.
Friend 1: Hey did you see Friend 3 accidentally leaked his PornHub account?
Friend 2: Yeah, he has over 2k+ videos watched. What a coombrain.
coombrain by MonasThighs January 31, 2021

Coomers Law 

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.
Person 1: I was masturbating in the office supply closet which no one EVER enters, but of course as soon as I started spanking it, my boss walked in.

Person 2: That's Coomers law. Shouldn't have challenged it.
Coomers Law by TheGodOfSpeechcraft December 6, 2019

Coolerator 

A once popular brand of refrigerator, made by The Coolerator Company of Duluth, MN.
The coolerator was crammed with TV dinners and ginger ale
Coolerator by urbanonymous November 7, 2013