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Coomera or Upper Coomera is a town in Australia somewhere between Brisbane and the Gold Coast but as nice as it may sound it is a shit hole and essentially a breeding ground for "eshays" or teens who walk around with shanks thinking they're hard. But for some reason the council thinks that Coomera is a perfect place for houses to be built making the place one of the most populated on the Gold Coast. Coomera is home to many stabbings and shootings, the drugs in coomera aren't the best either being most dealers are within the age range of about 14 - 18.
Person 1 - "Oi cunt, me and damo are gonna head over to Coomera, you keen?"

Person 2 - "Nah bro fuck that I don't wanna get shot cunt"
by 0e7394y August 30, 2019
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A town similar to Nimbin but only worse. (The quality of drugs are higher in Nimbin), Also note that Coomera is wedged somewhere between Gold Coast and Brisbane and is somewhat small with a hopeless infrastructure. It is hope to species such as the dero, gang banger, drug dealer, and low life scum who have spent the last few years in jail. The government also finds coomera as a quality ground for public housing which, as you may guess is home to more deros.
Dude I was at coomera the other day and was shot at by a number of dero inbred scum.

I told you Harry, don't go to coomera any more unless you want to lose your internal organs for sale on the black market, or unless you want to get shot because your wallet contains more that Centerlink food vouchers.

Thanks man i will remember next time
by CRUSTYMCNUGGET March 16, 2008
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