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Coomerz is a popular online friend group, each member having over 1k followers on platforms ranging from twitter to quotev. The group is exclusive and no more members will be let inside of the close group.
They are known for being relatively funny and at sometimes controversial humor and jokingly bullying other people are part of their brand. They have a very active discord server where most of their time is spent and the best jokes are made.
Theres much more to them but ill leave that for another times.
The group contains five members, their names being;

Fin, Enitza, Lark, Kiyo and Reyna.

active socials include;
Fin: @bokutobfs on twitter, others are not active

Enitza: @KKATSUKL (lowercase L) on quotev, twitter not active

Lark: @ENLTZA (lowercase L) on quotev and @PhatestPeen on twitter, others inactive

Kiyo: @neferpitouz on twitter and @CARDIAC on quotev, others inactive

Reyna: @midozuku on quotev and @bakuclouds on twitter, others inactive
“Did you here about the new drama the coomerz got into, yesterday??!”
Coomerz by lmaoyouwish September 11, 2020
Words you can keep
Coomerz is a popular online friend group, each member having over 1k followers on platforms ranging from twitter to quotev. The group is exclusive and no more members will be let inside of the close group.
They are known for being relatively funny and at sometimes controversial humor and jokingly bullying other people are part of their brand.
Theres much more to them but ill leave that for another times.
The group contains five members, their names being;

Fin, Enitza, Lark, Kiyo and Reyna.

active socials include;
Fin: @bokutobfs on twitter, others are not active

Enitza: @KKATSUKL (lowercase L) on quotev, twitter not active

Lark: @ENLTZA (lowercase L) on quotev and @PhatestPeen on twitter, others inactive

Kiyo: @neferpitouz on twitter and @CARDIAC on quotev, others inactive

Reyna: @midozuku on quotev and @bakuclouds on twitter, others inactive
“Did you here about the new drama the coomerz got into, yesterday??!”
Coomerz by lmaoyouwish September 11, 2020
Initially an internet version of the Wojack guy, a Coomer is a male chronic masturbator, an Incel on steroids, who lives in front of his PC consuming porn all day, and having no other interest in life other that to reach his next orgasm.

But the meme has grown, naturally.

Coomer now refers to any young man who is solely concentrated on an almost psychopathic need to chase the next dopamine hit, be it masturbation, game score, high of any kind. Coomers are now utterly useless self-pleasuring addicts, to the exclusion of any future career development or frankly any future plans at all beyond the strict need feed their addictions.
Haven't seen Geoff in ages? Yeah, since he lost his job and his girlfriend, he's locked himself in his room with packs of beer, a pack of toilet roll and Pizza on speed dial. Even skipped his mother's funeral. Total coomer now. Sad.
Coomer by Macnadoodle October 10, 2021

Coomers Law 

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.
Person 1: I was masturbating in the office supply closet which no one EVER enters, but of course as soon as I started spanking it, my boss walked in.

Person 2: That's Coomers law. Shouldn't have challenged it.
Coomers Law by TheGodOfSpeechcraft December 6, 2019

Coomer Corner 

The special corner in everyone's room where they go to coom.
Can also be a state of mind.
Wesley: Where's Namit?
Udai: He's probably in his coomer corner.
Coomer Corner by zhewrong February 27, 2021

Butt Coomer

When you coom/cum in a girls anus then leave it their and let her clean it up
Butt Coomer by Moondog88 February 17, 2021
The idea that porn is the sole purpose of ones existence and that usually people under this ideology usually tend to beat their dick like David Pelzer gets ragdolled by his mother.
I fucking hate coomerism -Marshall
Coomerism by TrickByTrade December 6, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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