Peeling eggs 

Constant and extremely toxic farts generally following a long night of over-consumption.

Nobody could stand being within 10 yards of Josh as he had been peeling eggs all morning.

Peeling eggs by the lactator August 22, 2009

Peeling the bark 

When you are peeling the foreskin off your penis by your self with out a doctor

Today In this YouTube video I will teach you peeling the bark diy project

Peeling the bark by Wtf Nate August 4, 2019

Turtle Peeking

A euphemistic expression regarding the extreme urgency to defecate and holding it in as much in as possible. Having the pressure of a fecal turd poking itself partially out of the bum hole while trying to make it to the closest restroom.

Roger sprinted down the hall from his desk to the restroom. He has a turtle peeking.

Turtle Peeking by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

peeping tim

A Scottish or Irish follower of the Catholic faith who also enjoys partaking in voyeurism.

I was down that Strathclyde park earlier and saw loads of peeping toms, later when mass came out they were joined by a group of peeping tims too!

peeping tim by Razorcharlie March 9, 2015

Peeing sitting down 

When you sitt while peeing like a woman, as a man.

Benefits: I can focus on the future instead of focusing on aiming.
If i suddenly feel like taking a poop while peeing, I'm already sitting down.
I dont have to fear that I will miss the toilet.
My wife would stop whining about me sitting down.

Yeah I like peeing sitting down, deal with it.

Peeing sitting down by Im a wizard. September 15, 2016

Peeing your knickers 

Expression often uttered by the notorious Gordon Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen in response to overly-excited contestants that deliver 1 decently cooked dish and shit the bed for the rest of service.

Girl 1: OMG chef Ramsay served my wellington! *high five*
GR: Don't start peeing your knickers yet Amanda you slow cow.

Peeing your knickers by Adequate Quality May 12, 2019

peeing your pants 

A usually somewhat embarrassing thing that could happen for a few reasons.
1. You are a young infant with no bladder control
2. You are an elderly citizen who has the same excuse and the infant.
3. You held your pee in for too long.
4. You have a fetish, and pee yourself for enjoyment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. You are an actor on pornhub who's job is to piss their pants/shorts/panties/underwear for others' sexual amusement

Joey: Dood do u liek peeing your pants
Matt: Nah fam, only Pornhub stars do

peeing your pants by A_single_bean May 31, 2019