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The intensely sensual act of inserting candy into your sweet, sweet lover's tight, tight asshole and joyously eating it out. Optionally, have said lover eat the same candy, very sexually, from your hand at the same time in order to complete the beautiful, eternal, circle of life.
You: Hey, baby, you down for a bit of pezzing this fine Sunday afternoon?

Them: I'm totally into pezzing but you ate the last of the peanut butter cups from my bootyhole yesterday!

You: How about I shove some gummy bears up your ass instead?
Them: Oooo I like gummy bears! Feed me gummy bears while I squeeze some of them out into your mouth!
Both(high fiving): Pezzing is the shit!
Pezzing by McBumbersnazzle July 11, 2021
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As in ejaculating, like a pez dispenser
I’m pezzing!!!
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>Verb< to Pez,

The act of placing a Pez Candy into a woman's vagina and then retrieving the item with your tongue for stimulating pleasure as well as a tasty snack.
Brandon: Guess what I did last night.
Jackson: Whu man,
Brandon: Got some Pez man, and I went at it, HAHA! Put six in there got em all out with my tongue dog!
Jackson: Say WHA!?

Brandon: Hell yeah! I was like baby we are gonna do this and she was like, Alright, and yup, we did it.
Jackson: Badass.
Brandon: Yup, I was Pezzing all night long brah.
Jackson: Ima see if my girl will let me Pez.

(Next Day(

Jackson: Guess what I did last night.

Brandon: NO WAY!
Austin: NO WAY!
Jackson: Yup
Pezzing by Bhr0kin May 15, 2011
While fucking your girl, who has daddy issues, pull her hair and stick your thumb in her ass at the same time. This causes her to tense up and her jaw to untangle like a snake as she begins shooting candy out of her mouth like a the name sake.
Bro, Cindy got hammered last night so I tried Pezzing her. I had enough candy for trick treaters that night.
Pezzing by HentaiResearcher007 December 21, 2019
Sneezing and Peeing your pants at the same time.

Ryoan's latest bodily function discovery.
I was in the grocery store when I started Peezing.
peezing by Peezing July 23, 2014

Quinton Pezzino 

A smart, kind, and funny Italian
Person 1: "see that Italian over there"
Person 2: "yay, he's Quinton Pezzino"
Person 1 : "I wish I was him, he's cool"

Pazzing Out

Pazzing Out is half spazzing out and half passing out, hence the term 'Pazzing'. It is when your simply in your own little world yet you are disorientated and don't know whats going on.
Ian : FML i've not done Mr. Barnaby's Latin homework!
Ed : Yeah me neither!
Ian : I'm pazzing out so bad right now!
Ed : Touche...
Pazzing Out by Wolba November 8, 2011
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