Stella Artois 

Wife beating juice.

Okay, so, not literally. So-Called thanks to its high alcohol percentage and it has a tendancy to get you very drunk and very aggresive very quickly.

Still easily the nicest lager available.

Man 1: "Been on the wife beating juice tonight?"
Man 2: "I fu*hiccup*ing love you I do! You're my besht fr*hiccup*iend!"

Stella Artois by MindblowN January 18, 2004

Stella Artois 

Some truly amazing beer. Yes it is expensive but it makes up for that in taste. Its great cause it doesn't taste too strong even though it has a high alcohol percentage 5.2%. I love it, have had some good experiences.... like getting drunk with hot soccer players!! woot woot.

Soccer player- Hey why don't you get a Stella?
Me- Ok

Many beers later....

Soccer player- You're hot.
Me- Yeah you too....
Soccer player- Why don't we go look at my car.
Me- Thank you Stella Artois.


So smoooth.

Stella Artois by Beerenthusiast October 15, 2008

Stella Artois 

A Reassuringly expensive Lager of 5.2& abv. Turns a fellow from a small biscuit arsed dweeb into a kebab munchin groch, willing to pagger with anyone who doesn't agree with him.

" call forth the power of 9 Stella's and I'll bail you out of the Bridewell if you haven't caused too much trouble "

Stella Artois by John Gaskell March 21, 2004

Stella artois 

Cold ass shit from Belgium! (Good shit)
It Makes you drunk,strong and brave...
You might even fight a nigga or 2!
Very expensive.....
Loved by black people such as myself.
stella artois! My way of life!

Me; Man after a few stella's i beated th living fuck out of that mexican!
Mike; Yea well....he's back standing in front of your door and he brought his 25 cousins with him..
Me; Holy shit!......Got some Stella???
Mike; Ah here it is...sweet Stella Artois,our saviour!

Stella artois by Bronx-ghetto-my niggazzzzzz February 13, 2008

stella artois 

a Belgium beer. Slayer is shown Drinking it on the back of the "Reign in Blood" Album. Other than that, it sucks.

Slayer Drinks Stella Artois? They look like they would drink Sol or Modelo. Or Blood.

stella artois by diamonddave420 November 3, 2010

Stingy head of Artois 

The painfull head ache you get in the morning after a night consuming far too many pints of Stella Artois

You sit there on the floor in your undies, cuddling the only friend in the world you have left (the toilet), randomly continuing to make the walrus noises, spitting, and farting. Help usually comes at this stage, even if it is short lived.
Tears stream down your face and your abdomen hurts. Help now turns into abuse and he/she usually goes back to bed leaving you there in the dark.
With your stomach totally empty, your spontaneous eruptions have died back to 15-minute intervals, but your body won't relent.
You are convinced that you are starting to turn yourself inside out and swear that you saw your tonsils shoot out of your mouth on the last occasion.
It is now dawn and you pass your disgusted partner getting up for the day as you try to climb into bed. She/he abuses you again for trying to get into bed with lumpy bits of dried vomit in your hair.
You reluctantly accept their advice and have a shower in exchange for them driving you to the hospital.
Work is simply not an option as the Stingy head of Artois had over taken your brain.
The whole day is spent trying to avoid anything that might make you sick again, like moving.
You vow never to touch a drop again and who knows for the next two or three hours at least you might even succeed.

Stingy head of Artois by chiken-lover December 10, 2011

stella artois 

over priced beer factory alcoplop that turns people into morons: see below

stella artois, stella, stela, sstelaa etc bang or barf

stella artois by toymi69 May 30, 2008