artois'd

Equivalent to punk'd.

In reference to Robert, Count of Artois who regularly pranked his guests in middle ages France.

*After spraying water up a lady's dress*
Count: Alriiiigght!YEEAAHH!!! Wooooo!Haha! You've been Artois'd!!

Lady: What!?
Count: You've been Artois'd!
Lady: What do you mean???
Count: I mean you've been Artois'd!

Lady: who are you????

artois'd by princeconsort August 15, 2011

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Artosis Hard Drive

When your computer has only one hard drive and you aren't keeping any backups. From the Starcraft II expression "Artosis Pylon" referring to a single Pylon in a Protoss base powering several important structures.

I haven't made a backup in years and now my Artosis Hard Drive is dying.

Artosis Hard Drive by Taneth August 27, 2012

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dirty artis

A dirty Artis is when, a man tucks his cock between his own arse cheeks and cums. Whilst being spanked furiously to make his cheeks like a latvian flag.

I was so lonely I did a Dirty Artis last night..

dirty artis by Definitely not Greisa May 11, 2023

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Dashawn artis

Real thug don’t lie a nice person know how to fight Dashawn Artis is a big goat 🐐

Dang son with Dashawn Artis pack

Dashawn artis by Ik the word October 2, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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