artois'd 

Equivalent to punk'd.

In reference to Robert, Count of Artois who regularly pranked his guests in middle ages France.

*After spraying water up a lady's dress*
Count: Alriiiigght!YEEAAHH!!! Wooooo!Haha! You've been Artois'd!!

Lady: What!?
Count: You've been Artois'd!
Lady: What do you mean???
Count: I mean you've been Artois'd!

Lady: who are you????

artois'd by princeconsort August 15, 2011

Artosis Hard Drive 

When your computer has only one hard drive and you aren't keeping any backups. From the Starcraft II expression "Artosis Pylon" referring to a single Pylon in a Protoss base powering several important structures.

I haven't made a backup in years and now my Artosis Hard Drive is dying.

Artosis Hard Drive by Taneth August 27, 2012

dirty artis

A dirty Artis is when, a man tucks his cock between his own arse cheeks and cums. Whilst being spanked furiously to make his cheeks like a latvian flag.

I was so lonely I did a Dirty Artis last night..

dirty artis by Definitely not Greisa May 11, 2023

Dashawn artis

Real thug don’t lie a nice person know how to fight Dashawn Artis is a big goat 🐐

Dang son with Dashawn Artis pack

Dashawn artis by Ik the word October 2, 2020