Kirven

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Somebody who spends money unwisely and thinks anything is too easy. Usually just outright spends his or her money without thinking about it. Lives in the moment type of person.

A Kirven: I just bought shoes, computer, games, and I can't pay rent.

Me: Stop being a Kirven with your money.

Kirven by YagaClan March 24, 2019

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Kirven Moon

Super sexy and awesome person that is the best friend you can have. Normally has a huge cock

Kirven Moon is so sexy. I want to fuck him

Kirven Moon by GorillaGlizzy December 14, 2021

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Kirven • Kirven Moon • Jalence kirven • kerven • kiven • Kiraency • KIREN • kieven • Kirene • Korven

Jalence kirven

A guy who continues there life normally but secretly has a giant slong but keeps it a secret from everyone. Usually women are unable to take it but crave his giant slong.

Jalence kirven has a big slong

Jalence kirven by The real water mann November 20, 2023

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Kirenia

A cute, charming, bubbly girl with pretty hair and big brown eyes. She is different because of her name, but she is not weird or stalkerish. She is wonderful to be around. She is kind, sweet and adorable. A Kirenia would be the perfect girlfriend for anyone.

Aww. That girl is really nice! I really like kirenia!

Kirenia by Soso May 26, 2013

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Kerven

A Haitian who has a bigger dick than your boyfriend and dad he can get any girl just by wippin out that dick, a shorties guts gonna b hurting for years

OOO MY FUCKING GOD MY GUTS HURTS SO MUCH. KERVEN KNOW HOW TO DO IT WELL

Kerven by Annnnnonymous April 22, 2019

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kirvin

To constantly flip-flop and change your opinion due to trying to keep up with the latest manoeuvering of a cause you unconditionally support and apologize for, constantly being wrong.

He is kirvin again on the reasons for invading Iraq.
or
He's kirvin again on whether PalmOS is dead or not.

kirvin by Surur October 4, 2005

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kerven

Big dick Haitian nigga

Shorty guts was hurting cause she fucked Kerven

kerven by Yo ayah March 13, 2017

Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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