A guy who continues there life normally but secretly has a giant slong but keeps it a secret from everyone. Usually women are unable to take it but crave his giant slong.
by The real water mann November 20, 2023
Somebody who spends money unwisely and thinks anything is too easy. Usually just outright spends his or her money without thinking about it. Lives in the moment type of person.
A Kirven: I just bought shoes, computer, games, and I can't pay rent.
Me: Stop being a Kirven with your money.
Me: Stop being a Kirven with your money.
by YagaClan March 24, 2019
by GorillaGlizzy December 14, 2021