Kubiak

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To do something so ridiculously stupid that some may think there is actually some form of hidden genius, when in reality the magnitude of stupidity is greater than one could ever think possible.

I was sure fire winner this week in fantasy football until Sean Peyton Kubiaked me by putting Mike Bell in the game.

Kubiak by kneelb4zod December 2, 2009

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Marcin Kubiak

Smart guy from Poland that is confused with his sexuality.

That guy in the dress is a real Marcin Kubiak

Marcin Kubiak by Anonymous May 6, 2003

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The Kubiak

When you are receiving head and the jizz flies out of her nose.

Person 1: Hey I just performed The Kubiak on her.

Person 2: Did she wipe?

Person 1: I sure hope, it was everywhere!

The Kubiak by sjforthewin November 26, 2013

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kubakake

dying of AIDS while having a knife in your chest.

He had AIDS, but he died of kubakake.
Dude, that guy totally died of kubakake.

kubakake by TheWahoonie May 19, 2009

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kubiando

a universal greeting or parting with light and love

kubiando my friend!!!

ok its been wonderful but i have to go now, kubiando!!

kubiando by thetoughestguy April 9, 2009

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Der pepende Kubikmeter

A German word for an extremely overweight person who takes amphetamines.

Hey Jungs schaut mal! Da kommt der pepende Kubikmeter!

Der pepende Kubikmeter by Retado August 23, 2021

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Kuriakose

The kind of guy who is the most secretive in the whole of your friend gang. This is the kind of guy who is always there for you no matter what....he forgives and also moves on. He is the kind of guy you can tell your deepest and darkest secrets and wouldn't say a word to anyone. This guy can also create great argument. Argument in the sense he is good at debates and public speaking.....and is an introvert 😂
If you have a kuriakose as a friend or significant other dont leave him alone 'cause you would feel the most empty inside for not having such great friend

This guy is such a kuriakose

Kuriakose by Heliostan1296 October 25, 2020

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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