Kubiak

To do something so ridiculously stupid that some may think there is actually some form of hidden genius, when in reality the magnitude of stupidity is greater than one could ever think possible.

I was sure fire winner this week in fantasy football until Sean Peyton Kubiaked me by putting Mike Bell in the game.

by kneelb4zod December 2, 2009

Marcin Kubiak

Smart guy from Poland that is confused with his sexuality.

That guy in the dress is a real Marcin Kubiak

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

The Kubiak

When you are receiving head and the jizz flies out of her nose.

Person 1: Hey I just performed The Kubiak on her.

Person 2: Did she wipe?

Person 1: I sure hope, it was everywhere!

by sjforthewin November 26, 2013

kubakake

dying of AIDS while having a knife in your chest.

He had AIDS, but he died of kubakake.
Dude, that guy totally died of kubakake.

by TheWahoonie May 19, 2009

kubiando

a universal greeting or parting with light and love

kubiando my friend!!!

ok its been wonderful but i have to go now, kubiando!!

by thetoughestguy April 9, 2009

Der pepende Kubikmeter

A German word for an extremely overweight person who takes amphetamines.

Hey Jungs schaut mal! Da kommt der pepende Kubikmeter!

by Retado August 23, 2021

Kuriakose

The kind of guy who is the most secretive in the whole of your friend gang. This is the kind of guy who is always there for you no matter what....he forgives and also moves on. He is the kind of guy you can tell your deepest and darkest secrets and wouldn't say a word to anyone. This guy can also create great argument. Argument in the sense he is good at debates and public speaking.....and is an introvert 😂
If you have a kuriakose as a friend or significant other dont leave him alone 'cause you would feel the most empty inside for not having such great friend

This guy is such a kuriakose

by Heliostan1296 October 25, 2020