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To do something so ridiculously stupid that some may think there is actually some form of hidden genius, when in reality the magnitude of stupidity is greater than one could ever think possible.
I was sure fire winner this week in fantasy football until Sean Peyton Kubiaked me by putting Mike Bell in the game.
Kubiak by kneelb4zod December 2, 2009
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Marcin Kubiak 

Smart guy from Poland that is confused with his sexuality.
That guy in the dress is a real Marcin Kubiak
Marcin Kubiak by Anonymous May 6, 2003
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The Kubiak 

When you are receiving head and the jizz flies out of her nose.
Person 1: Hey I just performed The Kubiak on her.

Person 2: Did she wipe?

Person 1: I sure hope, it was everywhere!
The Kubiak by sjforthewin November 26, 2013

kubakake 

dying of AIDS while having a knife in your chest.
He had AIDS, but he died of kubakake.
Dude, that guy totally died of kubakake.
kubakake by TheWahoonie May 19, 2009

kubiando 

a universal greeting or parting with light and love
kubiando my friend!!!

ok its been wonderful but i have to go now, kubiando!!

kubiando by thetoughestguy April 9, 2009

Der pepende Kubikmeter 

A German word for an extremely overweight person who takes amphetamines.
Hey Jungs schaut mal! Da kommt der pepende Kubikmeter!
Der pepende Kubikmeter by Retado August 23, 2021

Kuriakose 

The kind of guy who is the most secretive in the whole of your friend gang. This is the kind of guy who is always there for you no matter what....he forgives and also moves on. He is the kind of guy you can tell your deepest and darkest secrets and wouldn't say a word to anyone. This guy can also create great argument. Argument in the sense he is good at debates and public speaking.....and is an introvert 😂
If you have a kuriakose as a friend or significant other dont leave him alone 'cause you would feel the most empty inside for not having such great friend
This guy is such a kuriakose
Kuriakose by Heliostan1296 October 25, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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