shawn's definitions

bludgen

Bludgen-To beat powerfully with force with an object of great mass. Usually to hurt a friend in playfull manner.

-He was bludgened with a rubber bat
-John bludgened Steve with his inflatable hammer

by Shawn May 13, 2005

Jewel

Jewel= Goddess

Jewel is a Goddess.

by Shawn January 23, 2004

NTS

Acronym for nothing to say, used when someone wants to remain silent or plead the fifth.

Kelly: Did you hear about Jenny's new boyfriend?
Maxine: NTS

by shawn February 17, 2004

beaterbation

a form of masturbation in which the user beats the shit out of the genital area until he or she is sexually arroused and ejaculates.

I beaterbate to relieve stress.

I think I am gonna beaterbate when I get home.

Beaterbation is fun once you get the hang of it.

by shawn May 27, 2004

v-rod

Harley - Davidsons hot rod street-legal drag bike used for picking up curb monkeys and getting alot of booty.

The guy on that v-rod gets laid every night.

by shawn December 31, 2003

trouble shooting

When a man has problems with impotency

Sorry honey, I am having trouble shooting today.

by Shawn May 13, 2004

ridicklepicklesnickulous

When something is beyond ridiculous.

Well that story is just ridicklepicklesnickulous!

by Shawn April 7, 2004