shawn's definitions

White Sox

Lesser of the two Chicago baseball teams. They never sell out, they're a terrible team, they have terrible fans.

The Cubs hammered the Sox in the Crosstown series.

by Shawn January 16, 2005

The Bailey

When, in one night, with Sampdey's sister, you make a concoction, complete the monroe exchange, have her felch an inmate, find a chocolate pizza, hit her with a hot lunch, give her a frozen eddie, and finish with the bucking bronco in front of Smapdey.

Dude! I did THE BAILEY last night!

by Shawn January 10, 2005

ronco

The most ballin' and pimpin rich white dude on Tv today. Alwaz hustling new products every day to pay his light bill and keep his Rims clean. ''SET IT AND FORGET IT'', like he alwaz says on the showtime informercial.

guy: Yo son, you looking clean
guy2: thanks but never as fresh as Ron.

by Shawn January 8, 2005

walri

The way a stoner describes multiple walruses.

Dude, we went to sea world today, we saw dolphins, killer whales and walri!

by shawn December 31, 2004

nihilism

The belief that existence is useless and pointless, life has no meaning.

I've read so much Nietzsche, that I've adopted a nihlistic worldview!

by shawn December 25, 2004

mdc

Abbreviation for 80's political hardcore band, Millions of Dead Cops.

Two great MDC albums are "Shades of Brown" and "Millions of Damn Christians".

by shawn December 23, 2004

social d

Abbreviation used by fans for legendary punk rock band social distortion.

Social D. are amazing Mike Ness seems to get better with time.

by shawn December 22, 2004