v-rod

Harley - Davidsons hot rod street-legal drag bike used for picking up curb monkeys and getting alot of booty.
The guy on that v-rod gets laid every night.
by shawn December 31, 2003
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NTS

Acronym for nothing to say, used when someone wants to remain silent or plead the fifth.
Kelly: Did you hear about Jenny's new boyfriend?
Maxine: NTS
by shawn February 17, 2004
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beaterbation

a form of masturbation in which the user beats the shit out of the genital area until he or she is sexually arroused and ejaculates.
I beaterbate to relieve stress.

I think I am gonna beaterbate when I get home.

Beaterbation is fun once you get the hang of it.
by shawn May 27, 2004
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Irrelevancy Sitdown

An irrelevancy sitdown it a situation that becomes rediculous due to the actions of the person performing the task or because the task was not useful.
After I went through all of the trouble of filling out all the information in my browser, it crashed, and therefore was an irrelevancy sitdown.
by Shawn January 21, 2004
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Wench

a beautiful women who engages particularly in duties concerning domestic affairs, kitchen cleaning, or ale serving

the object of a pirate's affection

usually found in sea faring ports, in the back of the kitchen scrubbing pots, passed out under a pirate ship's deck, or tending to the wash.
Yaaar!! Call over the tavern wench. Me ale bucket needs a filling. And while you're there, tell 'er that she should clean out the stain she left on my bed sheets last night. Arrrr!
by shawn April 08, 2005
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LoJa

sombody who gets his/her chain nicked and skeet'd on by ben afleck
"yo fifty stole my shit (sobbing)
hey ben gili sucked ass
by shawn August 04, 2004
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sust

Why must we live in sust?
Clean up that nasty sust!
by Shawn January 15, 2003
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