a male fueled by the unbelievable ability to eat, lounge and repulse. a combination of the two words man and container, a true mantainer outeats the competition and attempts to move as little as possible.
ryan was the ultimate mantainer on vacation as he consumed 42 kilos of food, 53 liters of soda/beer and one small child--all without leaving his room.
by jeff_toronto January 07, 2009
by DRY0YRD October 28, 2010
by Mantainance August 08, 2020
A bold attempt to keep things running smoothly by almost fixing them—often involving duct tape, stubborn optimism, and the phrase “It’s fine, just don’t touch it.”
Often used by dads when something clearly needs replacing but “still works perfectly if you tilt it 30 degrees and whistle.”
Often used by dads when something clearly needs replacing but “still works perfectly if you tilt it 30 degrees and whistle.”
"Sure, the door squeaks and won't fully close, but I mantained it with some WD-40 and emotional support."
by mantainer102 July 22, 2025