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Nerdnoise 

The nerd-issued unsolicited and ubertechnical description of an object or an event, that is unwelcome to the recipient's ears, and which no one, other than a fellow nerd, wishes to hear.
"Her husband was explaining, in extreme detail, the advantages of plasma TV to her, but all she heard was nerdnoise."
Nerdnoise by Kareless Karla December 16, 2011
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Nognoise 

When you drink too much eggnog and get really loud.
The house was filled with joy and nognoise
Nognoise by Travnik88 December 16, 2019

Nonnoisseur

The opposite of a connoisseur. Someone who has no idea if something is tasteful or not.
I am a coffee nonnoisseur. I cannot tell gourmet from the dregs
Nonnoisseur by Nonnoisseur December 21, 2021
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026