stretch a cock

When a member of the male species bends over naked, and stretches his penis so as he can touch the tip of the helmet to his tongue giving himself oral pleasure.

I wish that I could stretch a cock like Nick and Patrick do.

by shawn May 27, 2004

White Sox

Lesser of the two Chicago baseball teams. They never sell out, they're a terrible team, they have terrible fans.

The Cubs hammered the Sox in the Crosstown series.

by Shawn January 16, 2005

o.o;

1. L0LZ NIGGA U DUN ATE MY CHEESE SAMMICH.
2. See cmcand vote thumbs up.

Bill: o.o;;
Ted: o.o;;

by Shawn July 25, 2004

Bended

Bending the rules.NOT breaking but bending them.

LittleSkit: you told me you would tell me and the rules say you have to tell me.

ItsGoingOn:so what i bended the rules.

by Shawn June 11, 2004

Scandalicious

A very sexy woman.

There is scandalous and then there is scandalicious.

"Damn, that chick is Scandalicious!"

by Shawn January 20, 2005

vampires

Beautiful, pale, creatures with fangs and lots of sex appeal. 'Goth' culture has turned vampirism into a trend which many Satanists practice. They call themselves 'vampyres' to distinguish themselves and get fake fangs fitted in.

The Ruda family are vampyres.

by Shawn February 21, 2005

bank

suitable for a function or a job

Sue's bank for our cheerleading team.

by Shawn June 04, 2004