shawn's definitions

cattywumpus

to grab another's head and brain suck

He yelled "Cattywumpus" and I crushed his skull with my palm

by Shawn March 13, 2003

Ghetto Bootie

A very eye catching bump on the rear of a female, can be slapped or humped for pleasure.

Damn! Gabby has one big ghetto bootie. I wanna slap it soo bad!

by Shawn September 25, 2004

bouncing souls

One of the greatest bands in the world.

Don't touch my cd player, i'm listening to "Argyle" by the Bouncing Souls!

by shawn May 17, 2004

Killswitch Engage

Band that restored this punk rocker's faith in metal!

Man, I haven't been listening to much metal anymore, but killswitch engage knocked me on my ass!

by shawn May 17, 2004

Jewel

Jewel= Goddess

Jewel is a Goddess.

by Shawn January 23, 2004

The Bailey

When, in one night, with Sampdey's sister, you make a concoction, complete the monroe exchange, have her felch an inmate, find a chocolate pizza, hit her with a hot lunch, give her a frozen eddie, and finish with the bucking bronco in front of Smapdey.

Dude! I did THE BAILEY last night!

by Shawn January 10, 2005

SoaP

Abbreviation for the movie Snakes on a Plane.

Desmond: Hey Jethro, you coming with us to see SoaP tonight?
Jethro: :'( Nah dude, I gotta take a mondo dump.
Desmond: Man fuck you Jethro!

by Shawn August 28, 2006