dtrax's definitions
by dtrax January 12, 2007
Get the Clam Banditmug. 1) Terrible children's program that is not only responsible for retarding brain development at an early age but also for opening the doors to other talentless hacks trying to latch onto a mealticket by exploiting children.
2) Too easy. Like turning off a lightswitch. The opposite of trying to get playschool cancelled.
not to be confused with playskool.
2) Too easy. Like turning off a lightswitch. The opposite of trying to get playschool cancelled.
not to be confused with playskool.
1)
a
Playschool is responsible for the western mindset. Without playschool, Nader would have won office. Nader never watched playschool.
b
John's a 38 year old college graduate. He still uses his fingers to count thanks to playschool.
2)
"Woah, how'd you convince Universal to finance a sequel to Battlefield Earth?"
"Playschool, baby"
a
Playschool is responsible for the western mindset. Without playschool, Nader would have won office. Nader never watched playschool.
b
John's a 38 year old college graduate. He still uses his fingers to count thanks to playschool.
2)
"Woah, how'd you convince Universal to finance a sequel to Battlefield Earth?"
"Playschool, baby"
by dtrax May 22, 2005
Get the playschoolmug. Australian Product Line & Colloquialism
A line of mens singlets put out by the "Bonds" company. They have thicker shoulder straps than most singlet brands and hang flush so as to emphasize the chest.
The Bonds singlets are known as the "chesty" line, and have a mascott - "Chesty Bond"
synonymous with wifebeater
A line of mens singlets put out by the "Bonds" company. They have thicker shoulder straps than most singlet brands and hang flush so as to emphasize the chest.
The Bonds singlets are known as the "chesty" line, and have a mascott - "Chesty Bond"
synonymous with wifebeater
Calling a wifebeater a chesty bond hasn't had a significant impact in lowering the instances of spousal abuse.
by dtrax May 23, 2005
Get the chesty bondmug. A 3 piece punk-folk-rock-band from Milwaukee. Relatively well known to generation X-ers for their college anthems ("Add it Up" "Blister in the Sun" "Kiss Off" "Gimme the Car").
They consist of Gordon Gano (Vocals, Guitar) Victor DeLorenzo (Drums, back up vocals) & Brian Ritchie (insane bass guitar, back up vocals - some lead).
One of the greatest bands of the last 20 years, and definitely the best live act still touring today.
Unfortunately, a lot of their catalogue has been overshadowed by their #1 hit "blister in the sun" - one of their lesser tracks, but one that had an infectious refrain which caught the attention of the mass consciousness.
They've had a few revivals (or just off mainstream revivals) over the years. "American Music" was a big hit from "Why do birds sing", "Blister in the Sun" is a movie soundtrack favourite and Ethan Hawke covered "Add it Up" in Reality Bytes.
Tragically, a mini-thesis could be written on how the usage of the song "Add it Up" (and the censoring of it) within Reality Bytes represented exactly what was lacking in the movie.
Still, there are few bands with more quotable songs - and fewer bands with more rabid fans.
Trivia: Even if you haven't heard of the femmes, chances are you've heard Gordon play - as the guitarist for the Law & Order theme.
They consist of Gordon Gano (Vocals, Guitar) Victor DeLorenzo (Drums, back up vocals) & Brian Ritchie (insane bass guitar, back up vocals - some lead).
One of the greatest bands of the last 20 years, and definitely the best live act still touring today.
Unfortunately, a lot of their catalogue has been overshadowed by their #1 hit "blister in the sun" - one of their lesser tracks, but one that had an infectious refrain which caught the attention of the mass consciousness.
They've had a few revivals (or just off mainstream revivals) over the years. "American Music" was a big hit from "Why do birds sing", "Blister in the Sun" is a movie soundtrack favourite and Ethan Hawke covered "Add it Up" in Reality Bytes.
Tragically, a mini-thesis could be written on how the usage of the song "Add it Up" (and the censoring of it) within Reality Bytes represented exactly what was lacking in the movie.
Still, there are few bands with more quotable songs - and fewer bands with more rabid fans.
Trivia: Even if you haven't heard of the femmes, chances are you've heard Gordon play - as the guitarist for the Law & Order theme.
1
"Add it up"
Why can't I get just one fuck?
Why can't I get just one fuck?
guess it's got somethin' to do with luck
but I've waited my whole life for just one....
2
"Hallowed Ground"
Everyone's trying to decide
where to go when there's no place to hide
I follow the bombs as they're coming down
this must have been, hallowed ground.
3
"American Music"
did you do too many drugs?
I did too many drugs
did you do too many drugs, too?
baby...
"Add it up"
Why can't I get just one fuck?
Why can't I get just one fuck?
guess it's got somethin' to do with luck
but I've waited my whole life for just one....
2
"Hallowed Ground"
Everyone's trying to decide
where to go when there's no place to hide
I follow the bombs as they're coming down
this must have been, hallowed ground.
3
"American Music"
did you do too many drugs?
I did too many drugs
did you do too many drugs, too?
baby...
by dtrax May 20, 2005
Get the Violent Femmesmug. when someone or something ruins a special moment which may or may not be drug induced.
see also buzzkill
see also buzzkill
A)
The protagonist experienced the ultimate buzz kill in "The Crying Game" when Dil removed -his- pants.
"Dude, I'm so high right now"
"yeah, but we just smoked the last of the weed and your girlfriend took our rent money to fix the dent you left in her car last week"
"Dude, could you be any *more* of a buzz kill right now ?"
B)
Urban Dictionary's inability to recognize identical terms with minor spelling variations is such a buzz kill.
The protagonist experienced the ultimate buzz kill in "The Crying Game" when Dil removed -his- pants.
"Dude, I'm so high right now"
"yeah, but we just smoked the last of the weed and your girlfriend took our rent money to fix the dent you left in her car last week"
"Dude, could you be any *more* of a buzz kill right now ?"
B)
Urban Dictionary's inability to recognize identical terms with minor spelling variations is such a buzz kill.
by dtrax May 23, 2005
Get the buzz killmug. One of those unfortunate 'fringe' words that has entered into the language - not popular enough for you to know what it means and not obscure enough for you never to have come in contact with it.
The type of word that thrives in the midst of ego inflating chain mail dreck destined to be circulated by the staff at universities everywhere. It will be sandwiched between two other equally esoteric words with equally redundant applications.
Used by supposedly tech savvy English Lecturers who believe that their ability to use such terms is inextricably linked with their (immense) technological skill.
These are the same Lecturers who spontaneously orgasm over the correct usage of a word like "poleaxed" or wear Atari T-shirts to conventions just for the recognition.
The type of word that thrives in the midst of ego inflating chain mail dreck destined to be circulated by the staff at universities everywhere. It will be sandwiched between two other equally esoteric words with equally redundant applications.
Used by supposedly tech savvy English Lecturers who believe that their ability to use such terms is inextricably linked with their (immense) technological skill.
These are the same Lecturers who spontaneously orgasm over the correct usage of a word like "poleaxed" or wear Atari T-shirts to conventions just for the recognition.
1
You type "treeware" instead of "hardcopy" when you're writing a cleverly worded course outline with your left hand whilst your right hand is busily engaging in ritual self satisfaction.
2
Mr (X) thought using the word treeware in his course outline would gain him some kudos amongst the class. Ironically the class had had so little exposure to the word that they all ended up on urban dictionary reading this definition instead.
You type "treeware" instead of "hardcopy" when you're writing a cleverly worded course outline with your left hand whilst your right hand is busily engaging in ritual self satisfaction.
2
Mr (X) thought using the word treeware in his course outline would gain him some kudos amongst the class. Ironically the class had had so little exposure to the word that they all ended up on urban dictionary reading this definition instead.
by dtrax May 19, 2005
Get the treewaremug. Slang for an Undercover Detective.
Used at raves or in clubs referring to poorly disguised cops (usually narcs) ineptly trying to blend in.
Possibly exclusive to The UK & Australia
Used at raves or in clubs referring to poorly disguised cops (usually narcs) ineptly trying to blend in.
Possibly exclusive to The UK & Australia
by dtrax May 24, 2005
Get the Dmug.