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playschool 

1) Terrible children's program that is not only responsible for retarding brain development at an early age but also for opening the doors to other talentless hacks trying to latch onto a mealticket by exploiting children.

2) Too easy. Like turning off a lightswitch. The opposite of trying to get playschool cancelled.

not to be confused with playskool.
1)

a
Playschool is responsible for the western mindset. Without playschool, Nader would have won office. Nader never watched playschool.

b
John's a 38 year old college graduate. He still uses his fingers to count thanks to playschool.

2)

"Woah, how'd you convince Universal to finance a sequel to Battlefield Earth?"

"Playschool, baby"
playschool by dtrax May 22, 2005
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Playschool 

A 1964 to 1988 British Children's Television Show. Not to be confused with the other Playschools.
Playschool was also replaced with a show similar called Playdays 1988-1997
Playschool by user2242 May 31, 2021

playschool 

A school where you go to learn how to release with a partner to practice on. They teach you all sorts of methods and ways off pleasuring yourself and your partner.
"I love coming to playschool to learn how to release my jizz into the mouths and openings of others."

playschool 

a school where you go to learn how to release in an appropriate way into the mouths and openings of others. There are instructors available to assist you in learning how to do so.
"I love coming to playschool and learning how to control my jizz so i can rizz my sister."

Playschool Sodomy 

A certain advert that was banned in the short film The Kid Who Smelt Funny, by david firth.
The poster showed an advertisement for Playschool Sodomy.
1. One of the most popular brand of "toddler toys".

2. What bored and "3-R's"-weary students secretly wish that their learning-establishment was.
Having your local kindergarten be just a "playskool" might indeed be an enjoyable and "easy-street" situation, but the word itself starkly demonstrates why this would not be a wise or healthy state of being --- proper spelling is important to sane and productive adult life, so the brand-name implies that if you just "play" all the time, you will likely not know how to properly spell "school" or a lot of other words.
Playskool by QuacksO November 2, 2018
A Hasbro company (although never occurs to display a byline) and subsidiary of Hasbro that usually makes toys and games for preschoolers and makes usually toys from toy brands by Hasbro.
My baby loves the Playskool Lullaby Gloworm, the Mr. Potato Head toy, and the Transformers robot toy I bought him.
Playskool by CentralAnimator April 29, 2022
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