WeebLawStudent's definitions

DOTA 2

Hardcore and adult version of League of Legends.

LOL player who is max 13yo: I need my Yasuo HASAGI to get pentakill. I am a fucking legend and high elo player of EU West. So who is Yasuo on DOTA 2?
Experienced Dota player: Lock Invoker.
LOL player who is max 13 yo: Wuut?? what the hell is that?

while in game...
LOL player who is max 13yo: ohhh someone froze the screen am I DDOSed?

and i can't play that asshole Vladimir. How many skills does he have faggot? I need to log off fuck you all!
A few moments later...
Wait the game started again!!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO EXPLODE NEXUS wait I LOST MY WHOLE MONEY I AM GOING TO PUNCH MY SCREEN CYKA BLYAT

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

Hiroyuki Sawano UwU

The Hans Zimmer of anime world. He is the composer of every epic anime. Wait for Solo Leveling!

Mikasa Ackerman: Time to kick Eren's ass! 'Hiroyuki Sawano UwU soundtrack comes' YEAH TAKE IT!

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

Kurosaki Ichigo

The guy who is part of all races. Like every shounen anime he gets instant buffs. Also He has a stupid talentless girlfriend.

Kurosaki Ichigo: Hello I am number one! I should add that I am a shinigami, an arrancar, a quincy, human, hollow. Oh don't forget I have two fathers. I am the GOD HIMSELF BWHAHAHAHAHA. Aizen Sosuke you can't even reach my soul level. Zangetsu Ossan please don't hit me! Yamete Kudasai Orihime chan!

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

Kuchiki Byakuya

Handsome, serious headed and traditional guy who is captain of sixth division of gotei 13. His bankai skill can cause eargasm. You can hear his voice in your head while reading it.

Kuchiki Byakuya: Bankai ...... SEN BON ZA KU RA ............ KAGEYOSHI

İchimaru Gin: Woow, just look at these pinky sakura leaves dude! WHAT A SEXY MAN HE MAKES ME WET GAY.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

Epic moment of animes bruh!

I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand Blades,
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood Pain to create many Weapons
Yet those Hands will never hold Anything.
So, as I Pray

UN LI MI TED

BLADE
WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chuw chuw whuu whuu doom doom kada boom boom kada boom
enemy has slain

You can edit Archer's Chant into whatever you want!
I am the porn of my sword! BTW It literally sounds like that with Japanese accent.
Unlimited blade works(remember Russian accent)

Carl: Epic moment of animes bruh! Watch the ARCHER'S CHANT!!!
Sam: Shut up weeb i dont need to hear bullshits about your cartoon porn.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

Dexter Morgan

Widely considered as a sociopath or messed up obsessed psychopath who is obsessed with cooking red meat beefs. He turns into a monster(he calls his killer instincs as dark passenger) after experiencing his mother's brutal execution with chainsaw made by drug dealers in a container. In my opinion Dexter's last season was full of disappointment and his behaviors on last season were against the nature and definiton of a psychopath. So my personal opinion is he is a pure sociopath. BTW His son is a real pimp. Except from the last season, it's totally a masterpiece and you should read the book of show.

Jacob: I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask not just me.
Mark: Patrick Bateman?
Jacob: lol, Dexter Morgan.
Mark: Difference?
Jacob: At least he does not slay innocent ladies.
Mark: Lol, 'innocent ladies'
Jacob: Shh, don't give spoilers.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on!

It's brotherly love guy. No no we are not gays.

Mikaela: I want your period blood. You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on! I have always been your friend!

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023