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North Korea 

Afghanistan but atheist. Which one would you prefer? Afghanistan government aka Taliban caught some women trying to escape via airport and they literally imprisoned them same things are happening in North Korea.

They only make propoganda about how USA is evil and dangerous. They blame everything including the reason of their starving people to western world. They store up radioactive, nuclear bombs and send videos about them to threat western world. They are not open to world and they trade with china, russia that's all. They use technology from 1970s-1990s
After the collapse of Soviet, they lost their money and resource root. They have an ideology named Juche about self-sufficiency. religious people are minority and they are opressed by the government.
Government execute whoever they want. It's the worst form of dictatorship.

Karl Marx would vommit on the face of Kim Il Sung if he were alive. He also claimed a stage of communism which includes dictatorship with praising worker class. But it's the style of Stalin who is agaist actually bourgeoisie. However not at that sick level.

Yes, they treat their citizens as same as Nazis did it to Jewish community. Human rights don't exist on there.
Natalie: I love kpop does it exist in North Korea oppa?
Jack: Yes you should apply to North Korea tour to get full experience of kpop including BTS and Blackpink. There is a huge concert of Blackpink soon.
Natalie: Great. I am ready for it.
North Korea by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023
People create mythological theories about this place. But in reality it's the place filled with credit card thiefs, scammers, pedophiles, sadistic miserable teens, scammer drug dealers,perverts, black hat hackers,malwares, bitcoin abusers, fake hackers,misogynists, neo-nazis not regular racists only nazis, newbie people who wants to earn easy money with illegal ways.

Rarely some good and minded people exist. some crowds who are interested in coding and programming, also some curious people and some individuals who has worries about anonymity and their privacy, ethical hackers, anarchists, freedom speakers, activists.

People generally use Tor Browser to connect there. It has onion links and they cannot be opened by everyday browsers without making any additional settings.
You should know that majority of population of darkweb includes pedophiles. Usually FBI, Interpol and some ethical hackers try to pishing them to reveal their exact ip adresses and identities. There are many examples about that occurences. You can make a research further.
Thomas: Hey Elanie, I found a creepy video on darkweb and i am pissed off.
Elanie: You sick bastard, why do you connect there then?
Darkweb by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

League of Legends

Everyone says it's the reason of cancer. It's the virtual enviroment of bullies. The words are literally out of this world. Players are too talented to create new slurs to enrich our vocabulary. If you play at low elo from bronze-silver league, in short time you can be diagnosed with brain cancer.

Platine-emerald-diamond league is home of players who generally have only one achievement which is climbing up high elos in League of Legends on their life. And usually they dream of being in master league or even higher.
They also use scripts (these self claimed talented players) and they are cheap you can purchase one with 30-40 dollars lol. But there is a risk of being banned. But who cares? Just they purchase new 30 level account with less than 3 dollars and climb to diamond with script open.

They create new heros regularly and the heros are generally overpowered and they nerf it at following patch and after that nobody plays them. Months after people forget them lol.

Professionals from diamond 1, master or challenger league are simply egomaniacs. Some of them purchased or boosted their accounts from gold league most commonly platine and they feed the enemy team always and they generally instalock Garen, Master Yi and Yasuo sometimes Yone.

Other players are usually trying to use cool words but it does not work. Some of high elo players never chat with you in game only ping and some of them play like they are in armageddon war.
Natalie: I have started playing League of Legends with my boyfriend and our relationship is now over.
Patrick: LOL, it happens you are probably feed the enemy at bot lane.

Epic moment of animes bruh! 

I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand Blades,
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood Pain to create many Weapons
Yet those Hands will never hold Anything.
So, as I Pray

UN LI MI TED

BLADE
WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chuw chuw whuu whuu doom doom kada boom boom kada boom
enemy has slain

You can edit Archer's Chant into whatever you want!
I am the porn of my sword! BTW It literally sounds like that with Japanese accent.
Unlimited blade works(remember Russian accent)
Carl: Epic moment of animes bruh! Watch the ARCHER'S CHANT!!!
Sam: Shut up weeb i dont need to hear bullshits about your cartoon porn.

saddest anime soundtracks 

My fav list:
Re Zero, Requiem of Silence
Shiki, Epitaph
Naruto, Hokage's Funreal
Zankyou no Terror, Dare ka Umi Wo
Owari No Seraph, Scapegoat
Elfen Lied, Lilium
Ergo Proxy, Paranoid Android
The Promised Neverland, Isabella Mama Mandolin
Tokyo Ghoul, Unravel
Bokurano, OP Uninstall by Chiaki Ishikawa

Ghost In the Shell, Inner Universe by Yoko Kanno
John: Why are you crying to made up unreal animations?
Sarah: Shut up I am on my period and I need to listen saddest anime soundtracks from my playlist.
Hometown of white chocolate mocha and frappuccino. Addiction never lasts.
Weeb: OOH I WANT TO READ MY MANGA WHILE DRINKING MY MOCCHA AT STARBUCKS!!!
STARBUCKS by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023
The most secure place for your backups. Legends say even FBI can't reach your end to end encrypted informations. But if you disable backup section, within 180 days your all backup will be deleted. Also in each devices you are limited to make two backups, each new backup deletes the oldest one which makes no fucking sense. But your photos, notes and other stuffs on iCloud website is not deleted. Apple does good job but deficit. You can purchase more GB for more places on iCloud, it's cheap don't worry.
Apple user: I saved my nudes on iCloud, they are safe.
iCloud by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023