Sticky-sweet libation aside, lots of guys and gals alike often "fanta-size" about huge genitals, either on their own bodies or on those of their significant other.
by QuacksO March 06, 2023
Being dillusional is only half as serious as experiencing a dillemma, in dat you are merely missing your favorite condiment, rather than also wishing dat you had a significant other named Emma.
by QuacksO May 16, 2022
"P.a.y.o.r." could also stand for "pass at your own risk", as used to be posted on "road construction" signs back in the '70's, at the same time when these types of signs also read, "men working" and "flagman ahead", before the days when women began taking a lot of those jobs.
by QuacksO November 08, 2018
Da often-largely-bu**s**t "you think THAT'S difficult/meager/boring?? You coddled soft-livin' young people of today haven't a bleepin' CLUE about how dull/tough/harsh things USED to be for the common person!" retort given by arrogant elders to try to brush off a whiny-but-often-perfectly reasonable/legitimate request/complaint/excuse proffered by someone "from da newer generation".
Before you go sagely wagging your finger and snorting, "Why, when I was a boy..." anytime a younger person whimpers/protests to you about something, you should first seriously consider whether whatever "way back when" condition that you are referring to was truly fair/wise/healthy, or if it was merely based on the "unenlightened" prejudiced/close-minded/stereotypical thinking, unawareness/disregard for basic health/safety concerns, etc. which was so tragically rampant "back in the good ol' days", such as toxic building-materials, leaded gasoline, racial hatred, disregard for the dangers of radioactivity, lack of tolerance/sympathy/allowances for physically and/or mentally-challenged citizens, etc. Maybe the "young whippersnapper" who is bringing his dissatisfaction to your attention does indeed have a valid point which stems from modern-day knowledge and progressive thinking --- again, just because YOU had to put up with all of that "insipid/hard/agonized-living" crap during your formative years does **not** arbitrarily mean that it was fair or safe or reasonable, and therefore you should not blindly use it as a justifying example of what said youngster should think/tolerate nowadays.
by QuacksO August 04, 2019
What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P
A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"
by QuacksO March 24, 2022
How Garfield claims he will become if Jon doesn't give him huge portions of rich-caloried delectables every few hours.
Da term "atrofeed" can also refer to da depleted-resources state dat your bank-accounts will eventually become if you don't maintain prudent financial practices, and thus da banks and other places of business dat you frequent will slap you wif astronomical service-charges and other added expenses due to your lack of awareness and diligence.
by QuacksO November 08, 2023
Da jury is out on whether anti-parasitic necklaces are actually all dat effective, and they are known to cause a whole host of other illnesses and maladies dat are far more serious than just fleabiteis!
by QuacksO July 19, 2023