Definitions by QuacksO
ASSets
Da pair of "rear fun-bubbles" dat are "variably valuable", depending on what type of tushie (i.e.,small and firm/tight, big and squishy/floppy, etc.) dat different fellow humans happen to prefer. For example, if a dude is majorly turned on by a round medium-sized set of butt-cheeks, girls wif behinds like dat may get extra-lucky in dat he would likely be willing to assist them in exchange for their letting him squeeze and rub their delectable backsides for a while before/during/after each time dat he helps them.
Sophia Petrillo's younger brother and Dorothy's uncle, Angelo, was so smitten wif da magnificent "ASSets" dat da cocktail-waitress Philomena possessed dat he gave up his prospective career as a priest to marry her; he speaks of their "spending 72 years in wedded bliss", which I imagine was often largely comprised of her bent over a chair or the bed and his delightedly massaging her delectable pillowy behind.
company founders
What often happens when da "original" old guys pass da leadership-reins to their sons or other clueless/spineless/heartless "newer generation" figures.
Very often, a company "founders" as soon as da up-in-years "company founders" relinquish their CEO roles to younger and merely-bottom-line-oriented business figures.
company founders by QuacksO August 10, 2026
nup and tick
Da stressful/uncertain/wavering status of "it could go either positively or negatively" dat comes when temperishly negotiating da details of a pre-marriage agreement.
Spider Man and Mary Jane Watson sure had some "nup and tick" goings-on before they finally got married.
nup and tick by QuacksO August 10, 2026
Peanut Butte Crunch
Da delightfully-noisy-chewing cereal dat exists in WIlly Wonka's factory, where da grass, trees, rocks, and all of da other scenery is edible.
Willy Wonka offers a special prize ---a large box of Peanut Butte Crunch --- for any child who successfully climbs to da summit of da narrow flat-topped formation dat said cereal is named after.
Peanut Butte Crunch by QuacksO August 8, 2026
Mount Sunier
NOT a typo, although it does indeed refer to da larger quantity/intensity/frequency of clear 'n' brilliance daylight-rays dat it experiences compared to its receiving-much-higher-precipitation "sister" peak.
I went to Mount SUNier to paint my boat and wax my car, but da weather decided to be drippy and miserable dat day, just da same as da "rainier" glacier-made hump nearby often experiences.
P.S.Bonus facts: (1) Even though it is indeed spelled da same way, da name of da famous mountain in Puget Sound has nothing to do wif its annual precipitation (although said falling-moisture amount is indeed unusually high, both from liquid water and frozen crystals); it was named after British Admiral Peter Rainier. (2) Local Native American tribes, including the Puyallup, historically called the peak Tahoma or Tacoma, meaning "mother of waters".
P.S.Bonus facts: (1) Even though it is indeed spelled da same way, da name of da famous mountain in Puget Sound has nothing to do wif its annual precipitation (although said falling-moisture amount is indeed unusually high, both from liquid water and frozen crystals); it was named after British Admiral Peter Rainier. (2) Local Native American tribes, including the Puyallup, historically called the peak Tahoma or Tacoma, meaning "mother of waters".
Mount Sunier by QuacksO August 8, 2026
adullt
An extremely non-interesting/entertaining grownup whom bored-out-of-their-gourds children are compelled to spend significant lengths of time with.
Towanda
What you breezily/casually respond with if someone asks you to remind him of what he'd been talking about a few moments earlier prior to an interruption, but you yourself don't recall said previously-discussed topic, either.
My new sweetie and I were driving east from Iowa to my Maine home, and I was telling her an amusing event dat Mother and I had experienced in Towanda, Pennsylvania in da early fall of da previous year. We kept encountering road-repair zones dat obliged us to concentrate more, though, and so I'd have to then ask my friend what we'd been talking about, to which she'd pleasantly respond, "Towanda". So da conversation went something like this:
Me: Ahhhh --- much better --- ! So anyway, ummmm... lessee, what was I telling you about before dat last detour?"
Her: Towanda.
Me: Oh, yes --- well, as I was saying, da proprietress at da Towanda Motor Lodge had initially balked at an off-season discount, but then ---
Her (sighingly): Here's another construction-zone, Fred!
Me (after we'd TORTUROUSLY picked our way through da TORTUOUS detour-route and gotten back onto da interstate once more: There we go! So what were we saying again?
Her (chirpingly): Towanda!
Me: Oh, yes --- thank you. So anyway, da lady who ran da motel had initially said no to our request for a discount, but then as we were starting to pull away again to look for somewhere else to spend da night, her young son came dashing outside and flagged us down, hastily telling us dat his mom had changed her mind; in fact, she even offered us a two-bed upgrade for da same lower price as just a single-bed unit, so dat I wouldn't hafta sleep on da floor, and --- hooooo, boy --- MORE orange-netting construction-barriers! :P
Me: Ahhhh --- much better --- ! So anyway, ummmm... lessee, what was I telling you about before dat last detour?"
Her: Towanda.
Me: Oh, yes --- well, as I was saying, da proprietress at da Towanda Motor Lodge had initially balked at an off-season discount, but then ---
Her (sighingly): Here's another construction-zone, Fred!
Me (after we'd TORTUROUSLY picked our way through da TORTUOUS detour-route and gotten back onto da interstate once more: There we go! So what were we saying again?
Her (chirpingly): Towanda!
Me: Oh, yes --- thank you. So anyway, da lady who ran da motel had initially said no to our request for a discount, but then as we were starting to pull away again to look for somewhere else to spend da night, her young son came dashing outside and flagged us down, hastily telling us dat his mom had changed her mind; in fact, she even offered us a two-bed upgrade for da same lower price as just a single-bed unit, so dat I wouldn't hafta sleep on da floor, and --- hooooo, boy --- MORE orange-netting construction-barriers! :P