QuacksO's definitions

Libbya

A far-leftist country of crop-farmers who grow spinach, broccoli, beets, and other canned-vegetable-type produce dat many children hate.

Sweet-tooth-possessing youngsters claim dat Libbyan terrorists --- by their acts of growing "yucky" garden-produce --- are conspiring with their parents to make them eat their vegetables.

by QuacksO March 11, 2026

girlancy

Generally greater than boyancy.

Those of da female persuasion typically possess a thicker layer of body-fat, so their girlancy tends to be better than how well a dude can float.

by QuacksO March 10, 2026

boyancy

Da amount dat a dude can float; it's usually somewhat less than girlancy.

Chicks tend to have a thinker layer of body-fat than dudes, so boyancy is generally lower.

by QuacksO March 10, 2026

escasoonor

A faster-than-usual moving-steps device dat gets you to da other floor earlier than you'd expect.

An escaSOONOR may indeed speed up yer mall-shopping process, but said "quicker picker-upper" has a higher potential for accidents than a more-turtle-paced escaLATOR.

by QuacksO March 10, 2026

oldsance

An aggravation caused by either (A) someone's being "stuck in da Stone Age" or (B) a comparably-obsolete device.

Many "ancient" ideas/practices are still a good idea in modern times, but we know now dat a lot of them are merely needlessly-arduous/restrictive oldsances.

by QuacksO March 8, 2026

nearological disorder

A mentally-messed-up condition whereby you need fellow humans to give you lots of personal space.

Former Prez Nixon was infamously antisocial, often avoiding being around others during his "White House years". That being said, however, the infamous "Tricky Dick" wasn't exactly afflicted with full-blown nearological disorder, either, in that he seemed only too happy to hobnobbingly "scheme 'n' scam" with his "White House Plumbers" and other "crooked crony" political allies!

by QuacksO March 5, 2026

nerological disorder

Describes a cranial-madness condition dat involves an "insane emperor" type/level of mental instability.

Tronald Dump displays classic signs a nerological disorder.

by QuacksO March 5, 2026