QuacksO's definitions
Refers to da unfortunate "reality of life" situation of your having dallied wif a hot chick (i.e., "getting into her pants"), and then having da "results" or "consequences" of said hot 'n' heavy encounter(s) --- i.e., others' hearing her bragging about her delightful trysts wif you, her getting preggo, her contracting an STD, etc. --- come back and bite you in da a** afterwards.
Two ways of minimizing da fallout of any bloomerangs dat you may encounter in your love-life --- (1) condoms, and (2) keeping your DNA-test center on speed-dial.
by QuacksO May 24, 2021
Get the bloomerangmug. An essential addendum-episode to a documentary.
If yer new chick-sidekick bawls about "movie madness" (urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=movie%20madness) due to your having just male-interest flicks in your home-video collection, offer to show her any nurseumentary extras featured on a boxed DVD-set's "bonus material" discs.
by QuacksO July 8, 2023
Get the nurseumentarymug. Da way you might spell da term if you were writing it down while you were in da middle of one or more of said woozy intervals.
I mhigt be expreniecing a few minor zdizy psells, but that's all --- I'm difenitely not so think as you drunk I am.
by QuacksO August 31, 2022
Get the zdizy psellsmug. Security or protection against a loss or other financial burden due to strong language's being used.
In da infamous "little girl at da construction site" story, it appears dat perhaps da "diamonds in da rough" builders might have done well to take out indamnity coverage, just in case said pint-sized female's parents decided to sue them for carelessly introducing their "little pumpkin" to their assorted "salty" word-choices.
by QuacksO January 20, 2023
Get the indamnitymug. A "holy ground" locale where navy-servicemen come to pray for protection prior to going to battle on the high seas.
I prefer to avoid armed conflict of any kind, so I see no need to attend a house of warship every Sunday.
by QuacksO October 8, 2019
Get the house of warshipmug. What you hafta do if da finned creature you hook is so big dat you cannot simply reel it in normally, and so you are obliged to "get physical" in subduing it once you land it onto the shore.
Catching a tuna or marlin may involve a major fishing tackle, but if you snag a large flying fish, you may hafta resort to a "flying tackle" to get it into your larder.
by QuacksO January 4, 2020
Get the fishing tacklemug. When arranging and/or overseeing a tug-of-war competition among Mallards and Muscovies, one should consider said birds' ducktility.
by QuacksO December 4, 2020
Get the ducktilitymug.