QuacksO's definitions

rhinocampus

Da part of yer brain dat develops as a child and causes you to start being "horny" as a teenager.

In da hilarious "men's vs. women's brain-structures" drawings, dudes are shown wif huge prominent "SEX" and "HAVE SEX" regions, so perhaps this shows dat males have larger rhinocampuses than females.

by QuacksO April 15, 2026

tornahdo

Dat's how YOU pronounce it; I say "torNAYdo".

In da "Wizard Of Oz" book, Dorothy's being delayed from entering da storm cellar wasn't due merely to indecisiveness about how to pronounce da name for da huge whirlwind dat was bearing down on da house: tornaydo, tornahdo --- it's still da same dangerous storm. Da reason dat she didn't reach da cellar in time was dat she went back to rescue her dog, Toto, and da house was lifted into da air before she could go back to da trap-door again.

by QuacksO April 15, 2026

neolithography

Cave paintings.

In cartoonist Johnny Hart's "B.C for P.B.C." advertisements for Pitney-Bowes copiers, said "wonder machines" were represented by just a dome-shaped bounder with a hinged top, and then a slot in da back where da copies came out. Despite said crudity of design, said facsimiles were shown to be just like da originals, however, so perhaps this device was a huge step-up in da neolithography world.

by QuacksO April 15, 2026

Scandalnavia

Da socially-depraved Northern-European region where "da stuff of tabloids" regularly occurs.

Tronald Dump infamously created a regular Scandalnavia in 2017 when he falsely claimed dat a terrorist attack had happened in Sweden.

by QuacksO April 13, 2026

Scandiknaveia

Da infamous Northern-European region where a lot of less-than-honorable individuals reside.

By building da hideous "golden ballroom" onto da White House dat was funded using highly-questionable donations from equally-questionable investors, Tronald Dump has created a posh meeting-place for said obnoxiously-wealthy individuals; it'll be a regular Scandiknaveia whenever they all gather for a shindig.

by QuacksO April 13, 2026

inaccuranophobia

A fear of not-actually-dangerous spiders.

Tarantulas are indeed huge and scary-looking, but though they do occasionally bite people, their venom is fairly innocuous, and so a strong fear of them is generally just inaccuranophobia.

by QuacksO April 13, 2026

inaccuronism

Something dat appears to "out da cart before da horse" as far as tech-timelines are concerned, but instead is just plain bu**s**t, regardless of era.

Tronald Dump's speeches infamously include eye-rollingly-absurd inaccuronisms, such as claiming dat da Continental Army took over airports.

by QuacksO April 13, 2026