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carbitration

A ruling on how much rich-'n'-tasty food you can eat.
Hey, hey --- calm down --- there's nothing mandatory about da "RDA" figures! It is merely a nutritional suggestion --- it's not like it's some kinda carbitration!
by QuacksO March 6, 2023
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grim grins

Ironic and somber-faced jest used to temporarily make light of a serious matter, situation, or topic, in order to help everyone involved to maintain his sanity and composure about it.
Concerned citizen #1: Well, if the nuke-plant does blow its top and blankets everything for 1000 square miles with glowing radioactive fallout, at least it'll save on batteries --- we won't need flashlights to see at night.
Concerned citizen #2: Yup, that thought's a case of grim grins, all right!
by QuacksO December 3, 2011
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slide-effects

Da tipsy unsteady-on-your-feet feelings dat you experience from taking certain medications; it results in your slipping and stumbling all over da place until da drug's effects wear off.
One can also experience heavy-duty slide-effects from not spreading ice-melter on his steps and sidewalks during da colder months.
by QuacksO September 28, 2019
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taking the Ollie

Ever since matters totally "went North" in the Iran-Contra fiasco, it seems like every bleepin' congressman and other government official has started simply "taking the Ollie" whenever things start heating up in ol' da ethics department!
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
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eelectricity

Da source of da hair-bristling jolt dat you may likely get when you swim in waters inhabited by one or more bluntnose knifefish.
Da ancient Greeks found dat purposely subjecting themselves to eelectricity was helpful for arthritis, pain, blood-circulation issues, and other health problems. I therefore wonder if said "shocking" treatment might also be effective in reducing da "buzz" from having excessively imbibed at da local pub???
by QuacksO April 28, 2021
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fart dieseling

Da embarrassing (or hilarious, depending on who you talk to, and/or whether da emotions-feeler is da "actor" or da "observer") interval of "run-on" dat sometimes occurs following da "main event" --- i.e., yer butt-trumpet keeps on "purrin' like a kitten" for an extended period afterwards, rather than just "saying its piece" and then being done wif it.
In da uproarious "National Baked Bean Month" speech, da formally-dignified speaker experiences a major bout of fart dieseling towards da end, totally goofing up said oration but majorly putting his audience in stitches.
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
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towtality

Da entire ordeal of a wrecker-dispatch.
There was indeed a major traffic jam downtown due to a stalled vehicle's needing to be hauled off to da service-station for repair, but given da towtality of da circumstances, most of da folks present didn't seem to feel like there'd been much else dat could reasonably have been done.
by QuacksO May 12, 2022
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