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chafrown

Ah, words --- always confusing us with their oddly-opposite-sounding constructions. Take "chagrin", for example --- it means humiliated disappointment, from which you would hardly feel like "grinning". So what would "chafrown" mean, then?
by QuacksO July 11, 2023
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wardrab

I wanted to wear a bold flashy costume to da prom, but my snooty ultra-conservative parents made me dress in just a boring wardrab of plain shirt, pants, and shoes.
by QuacksO October 16, 2023
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fourtunate

Lucky in some way relating to two squared.
Mushy-hearted bachelor: I'd visited a cute chick to hold hands wif her; as it turned out, I got fourtunate in dat Miss Sweetie-Pie had her blinky-eyed equally-gorgeous best friend over for a visit at da time, as well, and SHE smilingly let me clasp HER soft warm palms, also!
by QuacksO May 9, 2022
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Baptysm

Refers to your first or "crash course" time of using a movie-prop handgun.
According to the "T2" bonus material, Robert Patrick had never handled a firearm before training for the role of the T1000; he received his Baptysm shortly after signing on to be an actor in the film.
by QuacksO October 27, 2020
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promiscory note

An agreement to spread your legs "freely" for someone who loans you money if you are unable to repay said loan after a designated length of time.
Da prob with a promiscory note, of course, is dat you have no guarantee dat da chick to whom you lent da money will keep her word about "letting you milk her", any more than you could count on her paying you back da money she borrowed.
by QuacksO March 10, 2019
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girardia

(1) A major case of "da poops" dat college students get from consuming Philadelphia water.
(2) A similar-to-Definition-Number-One intestinal affliction suffered by da countless naively-trusting clients of da infamous Lawyer Tom due to his American-Greed-level money-laundering.
I'll just attend a small community college and avoid getting mixed up in major lawsuits to hopefully avoid any bouts of girardia.
by QuacksO August 3, 2023
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precareyous

Describes what da state your of health will be if you partake of da infamous "magic inch" Mediterranean briar.
Consuming tobacco in ANY form --- cigs, pipes, snuff, chew, vapes, bongs, etc. --- is comparably harmful; no fancy-schmancy design of da selected smoking-instrument makes consuming said toxic-chemicals cocktail much if any less precareyous.
by QuacksO June 18, 2023
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