1020 definitions by QuacksO

One can imagine how exaspirated the drama-weary faculty at Ethan Couch's school felt when his father actually offered to buy them out just so that Papa's "little prince" could be treated in the unfairly-coddled way that he wanted.

I try to avoid products and situations dat would likely produce pain or fever in da first place, and so hopefully I can avoid feeling exaspirinated.

In "The Outlaw", Pat Garrett tries to trick Billy the Kid into giving him his famous Excalibers, but ends up with just a pair of useless revolvers from which he himself had removed the firing-pins.

Andy Capp uses any excuese he can think of to head off to the snooker-hall instead of getting a job or helping Flo with housework.

Exasperated wife: I can't ever get that huhhzbin' o' mine to git his butt off the couch --- I tell him a dozen times a day that he should do more than decorate the place, but all he ever does is give me them exersighs!

One often does exersizes to enlarge muscles and reduce belly-fat. Another not-so-well-known regimen that's something like this was detailed in a humorous narrative a few years ago: a dude riding on a public bus notices a fellow passenger vigorously massaging her quite-ample chest while chanting something quietly to herself. Upon curiously questioning her, da guy is surprised to hear da lady say dat six months earlier, her therapist had recommended a fairly-simple cure for her then-unusually-flat chest --- "I just massage the area for a few minutes several times a day while uttering the phrase, 'Scooby-dooby-doobies, I want bigger boobies!' And as you can see, it's worked wonderfully!" Da guy ponders a moment and then asks, "Is your therapist Jim Jones, by any chance?" Upon hearing dat it is and being asked how he guessed, da dude replies a bit sheepishly, "Hickory-dickory-dock..."

In "The Adventured Of Tom Sawyer", Doc Robinson is presented as a young naive medical practitioner who was overly trusting of others; had he had an ounce of savvy or common sense, he would have known better than to enlist the help of the town drunk and a known career-criminal in his shady exhuminations.