QuacksO's definitions

resiprocate

To draw up a measure of a beverage through a straw shortly after someone you're with has done so from his own cup or glass.

If you plop two glasses of a particular drink down on da table in front of both you and a companion, and then start greedily sucking up your portion, don't arbitrarily expect your seat-partner to resiprocate --- either he may not be thirsty, or he may not care for whatever liquid-concoction you've served him.

by QuacksO December 22, 2023

himdle

A male-human-caused hindering snag or other aggravating "hoop to jump through" that delays proceeding with a task or endeavor. Opposite of "herdle", a holdup caused by a female human.

A himdle is sometimes more difficult/time-consuming to overcome than a herdle because usually more men are in government-positions than women, and so more male officials may be involved with said snafu.

by QuacksO September 11, 2019

finally donned on us

Describes how da realization dat da mussed-up-haired ex-White-House jerk who'd promised to "make America great again" actually ended up doing da opposite was quite late in coming for so many US citizens.

So wif da supposed impending arrest of da egotistical former-prez jerk and self-proclaimed "America's 'trump' card", it's finally donned on us dat perhaps --- just PERHAPS --- said clueless rich bug wasn't such a wonderful knight in shining armor after all.

by QuacksO March 21, 2023

earrigation

Da act of copiously rinsing yer auditory canals with warm water to flush out da dried BS dat deceitful/verbose gum-flappers have deposited there.

One would do well to avoid paying attention to gossipy or loquacious individuals (foam-rubber noise-plugs can be unobtrusively/invisibly utilized for this purpose) to begin with, since frequent earrigation can eventually create soreness in said tender tunnels.

by QuacksO June 15, 2021

constipaytion

Tongue-in-cheek reference to a "tightwad's" significant reluctance to "release da goods" at da expected times.

Ethan Couch claimed "affluenza" as da excuse for his irresponsible behavior, but then he had a major case of "constipaytion" when it came to actually answering for his misdeeds!

by QuacksO February 19, 2025

Turbanator

Arab version of Ahhhnold's character.

Osama bin Laden used to be widely viewed as a regular Turbanator, but more recently there have been serious doubts that he was actually responsible for all of the terrorist attacks that he was accused of orchestrating.

by QuacksO January 17, 2023

voluntear

Refers to either:
(1) Work performed for free because some tearful moocher came "bawling 'n' blubbering" to you with some "poor poor pitiful me" sob-story about being in an emergency with no money to pay anyone to help him get out of it, or
(2) Work performed for free that absolutely "bores you to tears".

That old miser on his fancy estate has been snookering soft-hearted dim-wits into helping him for free for years now, but I hear that a lot of them have finally gotten wise to him --- zheeeesh, how many naive-minded voluntears does he think actually exist in his local area???

by QuacksO June 11, 2018