QuacksO's definitions

epikleptic fit

Sarcastic term for when someone with "sticky fingers" embarks on a wildly-rampaging "seizure" of other people's stuff.

When authorities searched a dwelling that was jam-packed with stolen merchandise, the lead investigator eyeball-rollingly remarked to his companions that the place looked like the proceeds of an epikleptic fit.

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

unreelistic

"I fish, therefore I lie."

Anglers always talk about da enormous size of "da one dat got away", but usually said claims are at least somewhat unreelistic. :P

by QuacksO June 19, 2023

WikiLeeks

Da notorious "public domain" website dat gives everyone onion-breath who interacts with it.

Just because someone reeks of scallions does not necessarily indicate dat he's been dabbling around wif WikiLeeks; he may merely have had chives in his noonday salad.

by QuacksO February 21, 2020

marshmellow

A more-friendly-and-placid-natured swamp-creature than da typical ones spoken about in cheesy "creature from da black lagoon" type flicks.

Quite a number of supposedly-evil monsters in "swamp-creature" films turn out to be fairly virtuous beasts once all's said and done (i.e., they are not truly evil at heart, and in fact sometimes actually help out humans in distress; they are merely hideous to look at, and thus they are initially feared and misunderstood, and/or evildoers give them a bad name because said morally-deprived individuals don't want the locals to side with the creatures when said creatures try to stop said evildoers from committing crimes), and so maybe these are the "marshmellows" among Earth's primitive "boggy creek" denizens.

by QuacksO December 15, 2019

buginner

A budding entomologist.

Another definition of a "buginner" might be a person who is unfamiliar with going into forested areas, and thus neglects to take a can of OFF! Deep Woods insect-repellent with him.

by QuacksO August 3, 2025

peediatrician

A medical doctor who treats children with urinary issues, such as bed-wetting, being slow to progress in potty-training, etc.

Ethan Couch may indeed not have needed a peediatrician as a toddler, but his real problems began a bit later in his childhood development, when his **solid-matter waste** began colliding with the electric breeze-creator at regular intervals (in other words, what he preferred or liked did not comfortably "mesh" with what his fellow humans on the planet would have found tolerable or reasonable)!

by QuacksO November 26, 2018

acedema

Da fluid-retention-related condition of either having puffy eyes from studying too many books, or getting a "swelled head" from thinking dat you're some sort of elite superiorly-educated college-stiff.

An old "Bazooka Joe" cartoon gave a hilarious example of "Acedema":
College professor: Say, Sonny, can you tell me where Cedar Street is?
Mort: Yes, Sir --- turn right at the next corner, and it's two streets over.
Bazooka Joe: Why are you strutting, Mort?
Mort: I knew something that the PROFESSOR didn't!

by QuacksO April 4, 2023