QuacksO's definitions

safe sax

The practice of multiple musicians' using disposable mouthpiece-covers when sharing Zoot's instrument of choice, to reduce the spread of germs.

For band-practice on a budget, one needs only to practice safe sax; a bulk-package of disposable mouthpiece-covers is much cheaper than purchasing individual instruments for everyone, especially for larger bands.

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

widespread occurrence

An event involving a gal's offering easy access to her "fun zone" by lying back on da bed with her legs broadly apart.

Hearing dat I was lonesome, da cute waitress at da corner-diner promised me a "widespread occurrence", but then instead of having sex with me, she just gave me a foot-long roll with mayonnaise liberally applied to its inner surfaces! What a letdown!!!

by QuacksO May 2, 2021

reconsighle

To come to an agreement which one or both parties feel wheezingly dissatisfied wif said common-ground finding.

It is never revealed whether Madea and Dr. Phil ever were able to reconsighle their differences regarding anger management.

by QuacksO May 8, 2023

littlery

A game of chance with only paltry-amount payout-prizes.

If you hafta buy dozens or hundreds of tickets before you win da LOTtery, said winnings may feel merely like you played da LITTLEry.

by QuacksO October 2, 2020

pupsell

What a pet shop or animal shelter ties to do when asking if you'd rather have "just a baby" instead of a lower-priced mature dog.

I prefer "experienced" tail-waggers who are already "trained 'n' fixed", so no need trying to pupsell me.

by QuacksO November 18, 2025

Brrrrmuda

A supposed "balmy paradise" dat's actually in a shivery locale.

Jack Frost tried to turn Santa's workshop into a regular "Brrrrmuda", but all he ended up doing was create a shamelessly-for-profit commercial empire dat all of da elves --- and da reindeer --- secretly hated.

by QuacksO November 24, 2023

druidgery

The assorted difficult/tedious tasks associated with practicing ancient Celtic culture.

Performing elaborate ceremonies in long cumbersome robes is real druidgery --- I dunno how those ancient Irishmen and Scotsmen ever put up wif dat debilitating crap!

by QuacksO October 30, 2018