Definitions by QuacksO

abalmination

A repulsive "witches' brew" concoction being pedaled as a skin-soothing ointment.

Me: You want me to rub DAT yucky greasy smelly abalmination on my sunburned back?! Surely you can't be serious!
Snake-oil salesman: I *am* serious --- and don't call me "Shirley".

abalmination by QuacksO June 20, 2026

ebaumination

How purists tongue-cluckingly view da hilarious-but-crude "ringed Earth" website.

Some folks may indeed love Literally Media's wild 'n' wacky online offerings, but I mostly view them as just as ebaumination!

ebaumination by QuacksO June 20, 2026

Cageun hospitality

Da "crossbar hotel" accommodations dat you can expect to receive in da normally "jovial 'n' generous" coastal-Louisiana area if ya ignore da law.

According to Google, it's quite easy to be given da classic "warm 'n' welcoming" treatment from da "people of da bayous"... all you gotta do is display a similar "southern charm" --- i.e., geniality, respect, and courtesy --- of yer own towards them, and you should manage just fine --- no need to worry about encountering any "Cageun hospitality".

Cageun hospitality by QuacksO June 20, 2026

Nostradandy

Da famous 16th-century astrologer's less-smart-but-more-bombastic sidekick.

I would have loved to see da hilarious shenanigans of da "'way back when" celebrity-duo Nostradamos and Nostradandy.

Nostradandy by QuacksO June 20, 2026

purseona

Refers to either an individual's nature/attitude/behavior regarding a handbag, or da willingness/habits when spending any of da money dat's taken from said compact carry-all container.

Imelda Marcos infamously had quite da spendthrift purseona when visiting da shoe store.

purseona by QuacksO June 20, 2026

persauna

A celebrity who frequently partakes of steam-room therapy.

Da term "persauna" could also refer to da general attitude dat a frequent heat-chamber utilizer typically displays towards fellow patrons; i.e., whether he seems relaxed and happily rejuvenated, or if he acts all "yucky and irritable", as if he can't wait till his session ends and he can hastily "hit da showers" and get da heck OUTTA THERE!

persauna by QuacksO June 20, 2026

fender bender

A comparatively-minor "deformed wheel-wells" accident caused by driver-impairment after an extended period of both consuming alcoholic drinks and working with famous-name-brand live-music equipment.

I play the guitar --- and drive --- much better when I'm sober, so hopefully I'll never have any fender benders.

fender bender by QuacksO June 20, 2026