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Refers to the manufacturing/marketing/installing of long filaments of metal that are not composed of the more-costly copper, aluminum, stainless steel, etc. that you claim they are, but instead are just cheap brittle "white metal".
I don't get it --- infamous shyster-medium Sherry Tina Uwanawich was convicted of wire fraud, yet she was never an electrician.
by QuacksO September 16, 2019
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Personally I think dat it's a grand honor to be adored by millions; I would gladly welcome all da attention! "Don't hassel da Hoff", sure --- but I really cannot see how being asked for a few autographs would be such a "hawfulhassel"!
by QuacksO January 8, 2021
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by QuacksO October 4, 2019
Get the Montezooma's revenge mug."P.a.y.o.r." could also stand for "pass at your own risk", as used to be posted on "road construction" signs back in the '70's, at the same time when these types of signs also read, "men working" and "flagman ahead", before the days when women began taking a lot of those jobs.
by QuacksO November 8, 2018
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Besides meaning a "is yer cat or dog da daddy of my own lap-animal's unexpected litter?" investigation, da term "peternity test" can also sarcastically refer to a X-and-Y-chromosome check from which da results seem to take forever to get back.
by QuacksO December 3, 2025
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Da Hollywood-famous "Catherine B" once had a major wardrobe-malfunction on set, and so if said "whoopsie in da modesty department" event had happened in front of da great "Johann B", even he --- while indeed being infamous for boldly "breaking new ground" as far as musical styles went, was still very conservative and proper in his general "beliefs 'n' behavior" --- might have been so shocked and nonplussed dat it would have interfered with his being able to correctly compose/perform his music at da time, and thus said situation might have resulted in a major "double debachle".
by QuacksO March 2, 2025
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Da pathologist's examination-table should always be stable and sturdy so dat da cadaver never tips and falls off da table, which would likely result in autopsy-turvy lab-results.
by QuacksO February 13, 2020
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