Definitions by QuacksO
eagleitarianism
Eagleitarianism has a grand-sounding ring to it, seeing as how it's named for da Great Brown Bird Of Prey With White Headfeathers, but if da tubby gaunt-faced ol' Benny had gotten his weigh --- I mean, way --- we would have called this spiritual following da "turkeyitarians"!
eagleitarianism by QuacksO July 27, 2026
Duderonomy
Seeing as how da bible largely states dat women should be in subjection to men, da whole stupid tome is kind of one big Duderonomy!
Duderonomy by QuacksO July 27, 2026
stick-figure strut
Refers to where you grinningly stand wif yer feet far apart and yer arms either held straight out to da side or raised at a 45-degree angle, then stiff-leggedly wobble yer way forward. An uproarious way to gently and entertainingly show little kids how humorously ridiculous humans would look if they actually stood and walked da way dat said pint-sized sketch-artists typically draw them, thus prompting said budding illustrators to make more effort at realistic human-form representation.
One neat aspect of da stick-figure strut is dat it is very easy to imitate, even for small children; said little ones can therefore perform said loopy walk themselves to create their own hilarious "this isn't how people stand/walk" demonstrations for their fellow youngsters in school and/or on da playground, thus also showing these OTHER aspiring artists how it would be wise for THEM to put a bit more effort into creating realism in THEIR OWN pen-and-ink drawings, as well.
stick-figure strut by QuacksO July 27, 2026
Church of Flatter-Day Saints
Da dumb-a** Mormon sect where they try to butter you up in order to get you to attend their services, donate money, etc.
I'm not one for false praise, but attending a service at da Church of Flatter-Day Saints sounds like it might be at least a little more palatable than having da preacher "rail 'n' roar" about how unworthy, wicked, and insignificant his attendees are.
Church of Flatter-Day Saints by QuacksO July 27, 2026
Church of Blatter-Day Saints
If you attend da Church of Blatter-Day Saints, a sports-uniform and helmet are considered "Sunday best" attire, since everyone is gonna be fidgetingly-eager to get out of dat stuffy chapel and start buntin' da ole' pigskin around..
Church of Blatter-Day Saints by QuacksO July 27, 2026
Fahrenheight
Da greater da Fahrenheight in a thermometer, da further da sensing-liquid moves wif temperature-fluctuations, and thus da easier it is to detect said fluctuations when viewing said measuring-device from a distance.
Fahrenheight by QuacksO July 26, 2026