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stanktions

Restrictions or forbiddings imposed on an individual or entity due to said subject's producing excessive quantities/degrees of foul odors.
I am not generally prejudiced against one type of animal or another merely because of normal scents or smells, but I would hafta draw da line at skunks --- I reckon dat I would DEFINITELY need to impose stanktions against having THEM come and hang out around me!
by QuacksO June 1, 2021
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auxzillowry

Denotes a supplementary feature/service provided by Zillow Real Estate.
I'm happy where I'm living now, so I don't think I will need any auxzillowry services for the time being.
by QuacksO April 13, 2019
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Don'twannamakeher's Department Store

Da first sizeable retail outlet to use price-tags, it was also famous for its "respect for da ladies" policy of preferring not to compel its female employees to perform tasks/duties dat they found either offensive, demeaning, or too difficult/stressful/exhausting.
Wally-World and other big-name superstore chains should take a cue from Don'twannamakeher's Department Store, and treat all of their employees --- both male and female --- with more fairness and dignity.
by QuacksO March 20, 2021
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bellyacres

Vast expanses of stomach-and-abdomen "real estate" dat cause their owners and/or observers to go around loudly complaining about said surplus surface-area.
Bellyachers Anonymous is da place to go if you have a chronic complaining problem; often, da bulk of da group's members are huge heavyset lumbering hairy-hided guys who are always clutching their bulging stomachs and wheezing and trying not to bellyache. So in all likelihood, these very same grossly-out-of-shape dudes could also qualify for the term "bellyacres", as well!
by QuacksO May 3, 2023
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thespianage

Da crime of a famous actor's using his prestige/connections to perform spying.
Da behind-da-scenes actions of notorious people like Iva Toguri D'Aquino and Mata Hari were classic examples of thespianage.
by QuacksO June 20, 2021
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Julius siezure

What really did him in. His political-cabinet buddies never laid a hand on him --- ol' Willie got it all wrong when he wrote the famous play.
Mr. Dithers' full name is "Julius Caesar Dithers", but as hot-headed as he often is, he should be named "Julius Siezure", since that's precisely what he's eventually gonna suffer if he doesn't do sumpin' 'bout dat explosive temper of his.
by QuacksO June 14, 2017
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sircharge

An extra "X-chromosome-possessor" fee dat a dude hasta shell out in certain situations, such as if he wants to accompany a chick into an enclosed dwelling or other non-public locale, and so da services of an employed chaperone would be needed.
Some guys would protest dat a sircharge is illegal gender-discrimination, but if he wants to participate in activities hosted by ultra-conservative-and-proper folks, he would need to play by their rules.
by QuacksO November 7, 2023
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