QuacksO's definitions

fitigue

Weariness from staying-in-shape efforts.

FITigue may indeed come from hittin' da weights too much, but FATigue is what someone who DOESN'T exercise enough suffers, and I don't see how dat is any less physically debilitating.

by QuacksO December 28, 2024

probabylity

Da degree of chance dat you'll soon be hearing da pitter-patter of little feet.

Using condoms during intercourse will lessen da probabylity of unexpected "consequences" of said bouncy-bouncies.

by QuacksO July 4, 2023

cereal squatters

Refers to people who habitually store their breakfast-crunchies in your pantry-cupboard instead of keeping them in their own house.

People who live with other folks often have a bog problem with said fellow humans' selfishly snitching their tasty snacks to chow down on themselves, so I can see how these unfortunate souls might indeed legitimately need to become cereal squatters, just to keep their pricey comestibles out of the reach of their grabby co-habitats. If shelf-space is a problem, however, you could suggest that said Wheaties-stashers combine two or more boxes into one larger bag or wide-mouth bottle, so that more food can be stored in the same space.

by QuacksO April 25, 2020

Lukeemia

A weakening of the immune-system characterized by the sufferer's erroneously believing that he is the son of Darth Vader.

Never trust a Lukeemia diagnosis from a physician who's a Star Wars aficionado --- best to seek a second opinion.

by QuacksO August 5, 2018

laurenforcement

Female cops.

"Laurenforcement" and "Lorenforcement" sound da same, so just hearing it instead of seeing it in print wouldn't tell you if male or female officers were being referred to.

by QuacksO August 9, 2025

Creevival

A festive gathering to celebrate traditional Native-American culture.

If you wanna make friends wif lovely ebony-haired Red-Path chicks, attending a Creevival can be an excellent way to start.

by QuacksO April 28, 2025

genderally speaking

Under ordinary ordinary circumstances regarding masculine/feminine issues or topics.

Genderally speaking, women have always been discriminated against, even if social leaders deny it up and down and six ways from Sunday.

by QuacksO November 6, 2019