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Feliz Navimom

Da "winter holidays" title dat appeals to da women's libbers of da world.
Small children are naturally less shy and more trusting around women than men (that's one reason that kindergarten and lower-grade schoolteachers are traditionally female), so having a visit from "Mother Christmas" during Feliz Navimom sounds like a good idea to me, since it would often create less fear and anxiety among da little ones than da "big jolly bearded guy in a huge red snowsuit" often does when he comes to deliver presents.
by QuacksO October 27, 2020
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prima fascia

Describes obvious/readily-apparent evidence that you misbehaved in some way when installing/upgrading the vertical boards at the edge of a roof.
If the vertical boards at the edge of a roof have excessively/prematurely rotted or loosened, that's considered prima fascia evidence that the carpenter did shoddy work.
by QuacksO June 26, 2019
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pay off the principal

Not to be confused with the shrewdly-prudent and virtuously-responsible practice of diligently settling your bills "up front and in full" and therefore carrying a zero balance (i.e., your "principle") on your credit card each month to avoid interest-fees, this term refers to the decidedly UNWISE and UNFAIR act of BRIBING (i.e., "paying off") the head-honcho at an establishment of learning (i.e., the "principal"), so that he'll kiss-buttingly bow to your outrageous stipulations and/or preferentially pull strings on your behalf, often to the detriment of others in the school.
Probably Ethan Couch's absurdly-indulgent father initially tried to pay off the principal so that his spoiled-a** Little Prince could be coddled and given unduly-preferential treatment, but then when this failed, he upped the ante by threatening to buy the entire school just so that Ethan could be tutored the way HE preferred him to be.
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
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confreshion

An admittance of guilt dat you got wild 'n' frisky wif one or more fellow humans.
If you see a teenage couple red-facedly heading into a curtained booth in a cathedral, you can bet they are likely there to make a mutual confreshion.
by QuacksO January 14, 2023
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psycho-therapy

Treatment ya get to assist you in becoming da next "infamous Ted", whether it's Bundy or Kaczynski.
Madea was absolutely correct when she told Dr. Phil dat she wouldn't need any psycho-therapy to reach her desired results --- she already WAS totally bonkers in da social department!
by QuacksO June 9, 2021
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Keep off the grass

What a gal says to ask you not to "proceed to fourth base" --- i.e., not encroach on her "thatched" area.
If a hot chick tells you to "Keep off the grass" during intimacy, giving her a "joint of grass" might addle her brain enough to make her change her mind.
by QuacksO September 6, 2019
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mailstrom

A humongous debacle/scandal caused by negligence/laziness/corruption on the part of the Postal Service.
With all the mailstroms that have been talked about in the news lately, I'm almost afraid to mail a letter, for fear that there will be some stupid-a** delay or "returned to sender" screw-up with my envelope's delivery!
by QuacksO February 15, 2019
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