QuacksO's definitions

mossage

A rub-a-dub dat you give someone while he's lying on a thick green "natural carpet" in da woods.

Giving someone a mossage can be super-delightful, in dat you both will be totally "at one with nature"; just be aware dat it could quickly turn into a disgusting "message" if there is mud or excess moisture on said fluffy cushiony surface!

by QuacksO November 5, 2023

ambidextrose

Da ability to pick up containers of corn-syrup from a shelf on either side of da supermarket-aisle.

If you consume significant amounts of unhealthful sugar-type substances over a long enough period of time, you will likely become so "ballooned out" on both sides dat you may even cease to be ambidextrose while shopping for yet more of your sickly-sweet baking ingredients!!

by QuacksO December 4, 2020

You MOVIN' IN or MOVIN' OUT?

A humorously-lighthearted question dat you smilingly ask of one or more people who are busily traipsing in and out of a house and moving around da front yard carrying large quantities of household items.

You can jokingly ask someone, "You MOVIN' IN or MOVIN' OUT?" during any "major goods-transporting" occasion, even if they are clearly just renovating, spring cleaning, etc.

by QuacksO October 31, 2023

Albuquirkue

Da uniquely-unusual Spanish-culture-rich city in Bernalillo County, New Mexico.

I love da odd 'n' different, so I think I'll vacation in Albuquirkue and have a look around.

by QuacksO March 4, 2021

baginner

A trainee at da checkout-lane who's just starting out in da purchases-packing job.

For a baginner, dat new clerk's-assistant sure does an awesome "snatch 'n' stuff" operation!

by QuacksO August 3, 2025

bollistics

Da study of minute fibers, pod-fragments, etc., to determine where one or more particular specimens of cotton came from.

Careful bollistics probably isn't necessary to determine whether da fluffy "cotton" wadding inside pill-bottles is da real McCoy or just imitation material made from plastic --- all you'd likely need to do is heat it to see if it melts or not.

by QuacksO January 19, 2024

overzellas

Excessively interested or attentive regarding someone named Zella.

Seems like your whiny hot-chick main squeeze wif an unusual name perpetually complains dat either she feels ignored, or dat you're being overzellas! Can't win no matter WHAT ya do.

by QuacksO May 19, 2023