QuacksO's definitions
A tubular "look-see" device dat either (1) inspects a male pig for virility, or (2) checks for a lack of refinement in da test-subject.
If there are plenty of energetic little squealing porkers running around da sty, then I know dat da sow is being adequately inseminated, and I can usually tell right off if someone is a crude or overbearing jerk --- I don't need no fancy-pants boaroscope to help me determine either condition!
by QuacksO February 15, 2025
Get the boaroscopemug. Da clueless dumba** individuals who are actually inside da fancy logo-emblazoned cloth outfits dat said personnel-members wear while they are working at said business establishment.
Disgusted store-customer: I always ask to speak directly to da manager whenever I have a question, concern, or complaint --- all of da lower-level staff are just a bunch of employee uninforms!
by QuacksO December 8, 2020
Get the employee uninformsmug. Before I left da baby's room, I had tuned da stereo to a light-classical station dat was playing soft music to soothe said infant to sleep, but then da tuner malfunktioned and started playing bouncy dance-tunes dat got da Little One all revved up and giggly.
by QuacksO February 17, 2020
Get the malfunktionmug. Restrictions or forbiddings imposed on an individual or entity due to said subject's producing excessive quantities/degrees of foul odors.
I am not generally prejudiced against one type of animal or another merely because of normal scents or smells, but I would hafta draw da line at skunks --- I reckon dat I would DEFINITELY need to impose stanktions against having THEM come and hang out around me!
by QuacksO June 1, 2021
Get the stanktionsmug. Da first sizeable retail outlet to use price-tags, it was also famous for its "respect for da ladies" policy of preferring not to compel its female employees to perform tasks/duties dat they found either offensive, demeaning, or too difficult/stressful/exhausting.
Wally-World and other big-name superstore chains should take a cue from Don'twannamakeher's Department Store, and treat all of their employees --- both male and female --- with more fairness and dignity.
by QuacksO March 20, 2021
Get the Don'twannamakeher's Department Storemug. Vast expanses of stomach-and-abdomen "real estate" dat cause their owners and/or observers to go around loudly complaining about said surplus surface-area.
Bellyachers Anonymous is da place to go if you have a chronic complaining problem; often, da bulk of da group's members are huge heavyset lumbering hairy-hided guys who are always clutching their bulging stomachs and wheezing and trying not to bellyache. So in all likelihood, these very same grossly-out-of-shape dudes could also qualify for the term "bellyacres", as well!
by QuacksO May 3, 2023
Get the bellyacresmug. Da behind-da-scenes actions of notorious people like Iva Toguri D'Aquino and Mata Hari were classic examples of thespianage.
by QuacksO June 20, 2021
Get the thespianagemug.