Definitions by QuacksO
savant-garde
An impressively "expert 'n' experienced" level or form of going-against-da-grain behavior or performance.
Tronald Dump claims to be a savant-garde when it comes to ways of "making America great again", but judging by his abysmal performance, his blitheringly-clueless speech, and da shambles dat he's made of our country, it doesn't appear dat he has any truly "great" ideas or is displaying any truly-responsible leadership!
savant-garde by QuacksO August 19, 2026
deaformation
I experienced super-alarming intervals of temporary ear-numbing from having the furnace at a local seafood-shop produce extremely loud bangs every once in a while, and so I started wearing earplugs whenever I went there to visit or perform maintenance work; fortunately, it does not appear that I suffered any permanent deaformation as a result of these mishaps, but it was still a really scary occurrence.
deaformation by QuacksO August 19, 2026
Sherlock Holmes coincidences
Amazing "same name" factoids about da famous Baker Street detective, including:
(1A) Author A.C.Doyle modeled Holmes after his college professor, Joseph BELL. Holmes's loyal sidekick is "Doctor Watson".
(1B) Alexander Graham BELL's assistant was "Mister Watson".
(2) Both "Bell" characters were born at around the same time-period in Edinburgh, Scotland, and they also both studied at the university there.
(3A) Veteran actor Basil Rathbone famously played Sherlock Homes on film.
(3B) Holmes's undercover-alias name was "Basil".
(1A) Author A.C.Doyle modeled Holmes after his college professor, Joseph BELL. Holmes's loyal sidekick is "Doctor Watson".
(1B) Alexander Graham BELL's assistant was "Mister Watson".
(2) Both "Bell" characters were born at around the same time-period in Edinburgh, Scotland, and they also both studied at the university there.
(3A) Veteran actor Basil Rathbone famously played Sherlock Homes on film.
(3B) Holmes's undercover-alias name was "Basil".
These are just the Sherlock Holmes coincidences that I though of myself; perhaps you readers can think up more?
Sherlock Holmes coincidences by QuacksO August 18, 2026
alphabetical explanations
Assorted A-to-Z bu**s**t dat supposedly enlightens you/others regarding various topics, such as:
Chexplanation: stupid ad-crap regarding dat revolting sawdusty-dry mini-waffle-patterned cereal.
explanation: why you and yer former significant other are no longer an item.
flexplanation: why a supposed-to-be-rigid item/material is actually anything but.
hexplanation: facts 'n' FIGURES regarding either six-sided FIGURES or a bad-luck magic-spell.
Lexplanation: refers to either da "how to" instructions for yer home's AI-device, or da scientific lecture dat Alan Grant gave to his pint-sized female tour-companion regarding da Jurassic Park exhibits.
Mexplanation: what da waitress at da local tortilla and enchilada joint beamingly gives you regarding their delectable refried beans.
NEXplanation: info regarding either a US Navy store or a body-movement-based video-gaming system.
PEXplanation: da data-sheet about modern plastic water pipe and da quick-'n'-easy crimp-on collars and push-on connectors for same.
Plexplanation: da startup-guide for da popular media-streaming platform and server software.
Prexplanation: what everyone desperately wants regarding our current dumba** commander-in-chief!
Rexplanation: refers to either (A) what Definition #5 above was likely about, or (B) yer lame-duck-excuse court-testimony palaver about why yer "man's best friend" individual barks so much, leaves "gifts" all over da neighbor's yard, randomly nips at people with no provocation, etc.
Chexplanation: stupid ad-crap regarding dat revolting sawdusty-dry mini-waffle-patterned cereal.
explanation: why you and yer former significant other are no longer an item.
flexplanation: why a supposed-to-be-rigid item/material is actually anything but.
hexplanation: facts 'n' FIGURES regarding either six-sided FIGURES or a bad-luck magic-spell.
Lexplanation: refers to either da "how to" instructions for yer home's AI-device, or da scientific lecture dat Alan Grant gave to his pint-sized female tour-companion regarding da Jurassic Park exhibits.
Mexplanation: what da waitress at da local tortilla and enchilada joint beamingly gives you regarding their delectable refried beans.
NEXplanation: info regarding either a US Navy store or a body-movement-based video-gaming system.
PEXplanation: da data-sheet about modern plastic water pipe and da quick-'n'-easy crimp-on collars and push-on connectors for same.
Plexplanation: da startup-guide for da popular media-streaming platform and server software.
Prexplanation: what everyone desperately wants regarding our current dumba** commander-in-chief!
Rexplanation: refers to either (A) what Definition #5 above was likely about, or (B) yer lame-duck-excuse court-testimony palaver about why yer "man's best friend" individual barks so much, leaves "gifts" all over da neighbor's yard, randomly nips at people with no provocation, etc.
Additional examples of "alphabetical explanations" include:
sexplanation: besides da obvious reference to "Da Talk" about human bouncy-bouncies, this word also refers to what you'd hafta speak in detail about during yer arraignment regarding how a horny male example of yer above-mentioned four-footed troubleMAKER became a BABY-MAKER with da neighbor's innocently-trusting-and-naively-submissive "Princess Precious" cute-canine counterpart.
Shrexplanation: good luck on tryin' to reason with da cantankerous-blowhard Baron Bomburst on why you not only couldn't speak clearly over da radio, but also why you and yer blundering/blithering cohort were never able to capture dat confounded flying car for him! P.S. Okay... OKAAYYY --- "Shreksplanation" --- "You're sposta be s-c-a-r-e-d of me --- why? --- 'cuz I'm an O-G-R-E!" There --- ya HAPPY now?!
spexpIanation: Telling fellow humans da reasoning behind yer wearing goofy-lookin' Harold-Lloyd-style eyewear.
Texplanation: Why you want to visit or move to da Lone Star State.
treksplanation: Da theory behind yer either watching William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy reruns, or frequently partaking of long hikes to neighboring locales instead of driving, riding, or flying there.
vexplanation: Why you ticked someone off.
wrecksplanation: What da notorious Captain Fudge had to frequently give whenever he returned to port with a battered ship.
sexplanation: besides da obvious reference to "Da Talk" about human bouncy-bouncies, this word also refers to what you'd hafta speak in detail about during yer arraignment regarding how a horny male example of yer above-mentioned four-footed troubleMAKER became a BABY-MAKER with da neighbor's innocently-trusting-and-naively-submissive "Princess Precious" cute-canine counterpart.
Shrexplanation: good luck on tryin' to reason with da cantankerous-blowhard Baron Bomburst on why you not only couldn't speak clearly over da radio, but also why you and yer blundering/blithering cohort were never able to capture dat confounded flying car for him! P.S. Okay... OKAAYYY --- "Shreksplanation" --- "You're sposta be s-c-a-r-e-d of me --- why? --- 'cuz I'm an O-G-R-E!" There --- ya HAPPY now?!
spexpIanation: Telling fellow humans da reasoning behind yer wearing goofy-lookin' Harold-Lloyd-style eyewear.
Texplanation: Why you want to visit or move to da Lone Star State.
treksplanation: Da theory behind yer either watching William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy reruns, or frequently partaking of long hikes to neighboring locales instead of driving, riding, or flying there.
vexplanation: Why you ticked someone off.
wrecksplanation: What da notorious Captain Fudge had to frequently give whenever he returned to port with a battered ship.
alphabetical explanations by QuacksO August 18, 2026
stick-figure walk
A hilarious kiddie-amusement action whereby ya exaggeratedly stand with yer arms held out straight to yer sides and yer legs rigid and yer feet positioned about a yard apart, and then stiffly stagger along without bending yer knees.
Performing a stick-figure walk can "get great guffaws" just in and of itself, of course, but it can also playfully show pint-sized aspiring sketch-artists how absurdly silly their "starting-out artwork" makes da human form appear, and thus said uproariously-presented demonstration entertainingly convinces them dat they should put a bit more thought, study/observation, and effort into their future people-forms renditions.
stick-figure walk by QuacksO August 18, 2026
asspects
Da unique features and attributes of someone's posterior, such as its coloring, size, contours, smoothness, firmness, overall appearance, etc.
double-diplomat
A less-than-honest country-representative who not only participates in espionage-on-both-sides bu**s**t, but also secretly collects a full-time-employee salary from both governments, as well.
Tronald Dump both pits different nations against each other, yet he also readily accepts massive favors and reaps huge profits from all involved; sounds like classic double-diplomat crap to me!
double-diplomat by QuacksO August 17, 2026