Maybe da Islip garbage-barge made dat ridiculously long voyage in a valiant effort to avoid da littergation dat would undoubtedly have resulted if da NYC officials had just dumped da garbage out on da ground.
by QuacksO October 29, 2020
Da infamous "young lawyer from Connecticut" who burst onto da transportation scene at da low point in da history of automobile safety, totally "ripped everything up like a tornadir", and belatedly prompted car-manufacturers to create models with stronger builds, collision-dampening construction, greater efficiency, lower emissions, seat belts, etc.
If it hadn't been for "unreasonable man" individuals like Ralph Nadir who forcibly dragged da auto-industry out of its lowest-of-lows safety-status, many of our modern-day vehicles would likely still be "unsafe at any speed".
by QuacksO February 10, 2023
Da Three Stooges seemed to always be pummeling each other, so perhaps they were all just one big cowhoperation.
by QuacksO January 17, 2023
An escrow account set up to ensure dat your male descendants will have da funds necessary to bribe hot chicks to spread their legs for said hot-in-da-crotch studs whenever said love-tunnel access is desired.
Setting up a thrust fund for your shlong-possessing offspring is all well and good, but what about if said horny trouser-snake-equipped individuals get their paid-to-submit females preggo?! You might wanna either specify dat your eager-to-copulate beneficiaries always wear condoms --- or only "do it" with gals who cannot ovulate--- or else also set up a family-expenses fund so dat any "love babies" will be properly cared for.
by QuacksO December 04, 2022
Feelings of arowsal are pathetic, unfeeling, and selfish --- nobody should wish noisy strife or chaos on anyone else just so that HE HIMSELF can get his rocks off! A perfect example is telling your significant other that he/she "looks so beautiful when he/she is angry" --- not only is it shallow and demeaning, but it also shows the upset person that you are not even really listening to the actual content of what he's saying or otherwise taking seriously what he was distressed about.
by QuacksO January 02, 2024
by QuacksO February 09, 2023
A group of English protestants who wanted a more lighthearted lifestyle and belief-system than their perpetually-straightfaced contemporaries; they therefore set sail across the Atlantic Ocean for da New World, landing at Dodge Rock and establishing a colony there.
Da Pilgrims and Pilmerries also had a group of "middle ground" counterparts (i.e., these folks just wanted to be moderately-cheerful, not going overboard in either direction), known as da "Pilamiables" --- they landed at Chrysler Rock and also established a Mopar-themed settlement.
by QuacksO June 30, 2021