QuacksO's definitions
A dreamed-of-but-non-existent euphoric/Utopian status that certain people expect to achieve from drinking Fanta.
Fantasy is a serious-enough delusion to have, but if this unrealistic mindset is maintained for a long enough period, the condition can progress into full-blown Fantacy, whereupon a straitjacket will likely be required.
by QuacksO June 17, 2018
Get the Fantasymug. Newcomers to Sesame Street might be taken aback by Oscar The Grouch's perpetually sour manner, but his pals all know dat it's merely crabnormal for him to behave dat way.
by QuacksO June 28, 2025
Get the crabnormalmug. What someone wandering the streets in an apparent "mental blank" claims to have when informed not only of his identity, but dat he's wanted by da cops.
A number of individuals who claim to not know who they are turn out to be escaped convicts; sounds like classic cases of "lamnesia" to me.
by QuacksO September 26, 2022
Get the lamnesiamug. Gavel-BANGING procedures regarding da BANGING-into-and-aesthetically-damaging actions of careless people.
One should always take photos of any pre-existing "scratch-'n'-dent" imperfections in rental-equipment before it ever leaves da lot in yer possession, to avoid undeserved marbitration afterwards.
by QuacksO April 23, 2025
Get the marbitrationmug. An insulin-dependent person whose condition causes him to purchase way too many scratch-off tickets.
My cousin is a diabettic, so I always take her grocery-shopping at the local Amish store where they eschew anything to do with gambling, so that she doesn't feel tempted by any of those rolls of shiny removable-paint-dotted cards.
by QuacksO April 7, 2019
Get the diabetticmug. Da elevated status dat a certain individual is to you 'cuz they're willing to unfairly stack da deck in yer favor.
Being really "speshill" to someone may indeed have its perks, but would you really wanna be valued merely due to your willingness to facilitate an uneven playing-field?
by QuacksO May 1, 2025
Get the speshillmug. When your NEWmonia has progressed to the point where you're starting to get over it, and so the illness has grown rather "old".
It's easy to know when your NEWmonia is starting to become OLDmonia, since your poop will begin smelling strongly of AMmonia as your immune system begins successfully kicking the "baddies" outta yer blood.
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
Get the oldmoniamug.