Definitions by QuacksO
recompence
Knowing "Da Donald" and his petty/pathetic financial greed, he would want to be recomPENCEd for his former running-mate's political "abandonment" over said mussed-up-haired prez's outrageous behavior.
recompence by QuacksO April 20, 2026
up-front payment
Standard meaning of pre-reimbursement aside, can refer to either:
(1) a buxom chick's letting you "squeeze theeze" as recompense for your performing one or more tasks for her, or
(2) dough dat you're obliged to shell out in order to be allowed to "pleasure yer paws" wif said bountiful baby-feeders.
(1) a buxom chick's letting you "squeeze theeze" as recompense for your performing one or more tasks for her, or
(2) dough dat you're obliged to shell out in order to be allowed to "pleasure yer paws" wif said bountiful baby-feeders.
Dudes, you should always be wary if a hot curvy number either requests or offers "up-front payment", as this can signal dat she secretly has no intention of actually "delivering da goods" on either side of da equation --- i.e., she may either get you to pay her for touchy-feely privileges but then never actually undo her bra, or she may get you to perform whatever difficult/yucky task dat she is offering you chest-access as a reward for, but then either deny dat she ever agreed to said "exchange", suddenly claim to have "gotten religion" and thus cannot allow you to touch her titties "in good conscience", or simply "pull a disappearing act" after said task is completed before you even have a chance to ask for your promised reward!
up-front payment by QuacksO April 20, 2026
daughtering old man
An "ancient" male human of less-than-lucid mentality who has one or more much-younger female "hangers on" who seek to take advantage of said senile septuagenarian's lack of shrewd comprehension for their own selfish personal gain.
Having a number of "sweet young things" dotingly palling around wif an aging dude and reveringly treating him as a "father figure" can indeed be delightful, but said "daughtering old man" would be wise to have a financially-savvy assistant monitoring said "doddering" elder's interactions wif said newer-generation chicks, to better ensure dat he doesn't permit/perform any unwise actions, agreements, etc.
daughtering old man by QuacksO April 19, 2026
mixing business with pleasure
Refers to da "stirring in" of a "measure" of apparently-legitimate "triple-D" or "diligent desk-dude" labor --- i.e., "pencil-pusher" activity by a male employee in a corporate-office setting --- to hide his actual purpose for being there --- i.e., being delightfully relieved of da "lead in his pencil" by receiving a handjob and/or blowjob by da company's hot receptionist wif "triple-D" chest-pillowz who's hunkered down underneath da desk of said seemingly-dedicated office-worker, and whose main "business" is delivering said "pleasure".
Seeing how voluptuously-attractive and luscious-lipped a company's front clerk is can indeed be excellent motivation for taking a desk-job there for da opportunity of "mixing business with pleasure", but you would want to make sure dat there is a "modesty panel" built into da front of da desk dat dey give you to work at, so dat said "forbidden pleasures" have a better chance of being concealed from view!
mixing business with pleasure by QuacksO April 19, 2026
pathogin
Da "Corona virus".
unclecedents
If a financially-savvy "old fella" has acquired his "little pile", it's often da case dat greedy nieces/nephews will come begging for a share of said unclecedents.
unclecedents by QuacksO April 17, 2026
tonacity
What Tennessee Ernie Ford's famous (or infamous, depending on whether or not da judging individual stepped aside when he saw said burly personage coming) pick-and-shovel-wielding character possessed --- sixteen times over per day, in fact.