A style of writing dat was exhaustingly difficult to master and usually produced nothing but a scribbly mess, causing both da writer and any subsequent readers to mutter a few choice words under their breath --- "I can't even read my own writing!"
As a child, my poor hands would get achy and fatigued if I had to write in anything but block lettering; I am soooooo glad dat I don't hafta bother with dat awful curseive lettering anymore --- about da only time I hafta use it nowadays is when I sign my name for a financial or legal transaction.
by QuacksO June 23, 2021
What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".
If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.
by QuacksO April 04, 2022
What if Tronald Dump got convicted of illegal financial dealings --- oh, wait --- he already HAS been convicted, so it's no longer a hypathetical question.
by QuacksO August 03, 2024
Not too many areas have an abundance of lonesome gals, so it appears dat da sirculation is just fine in most regions of da world.
by QuacksO May 21, 2022
What you eye-twinklingly protest when someone asks you "why you keep all dat junk around"; da joke, of course, is dat YOU YOURSELF are referring to said assorted flotsam and jetsam as being worthless clutter by calling it "trash", and so in effect you are agreeing wif da other person's contention dat you should get rid of said rubbish instead of having it around to clog up your closets and walkways.
I dunno da statistics for how many people who retort, "Hey! Don't call that trash 'junk'!" actually do clean out said jumbled mess anytime soon, but at least they are admitting dat they have a hoarding problem.
by QuacksO March 02, 2021
A sarcastic term for a member of a primitive-but-savvy "deep jungle" tribe of natives who save money by giving each other haircuts instead of paying a professional to do it, causing all of the "clip-joints" in the area to file for bankruptcy.
I've taken the whole "barberian" concept to a while new level --- I don't have much "brain fur" to begin with, and it's always kinda thin and stringy anyway, so each year I just use electric clippers to "buzz my head bald" when the weather-temperatures moderate in the late spring, and then over the following months my hair and beard eventually grow back sufficiently to keep me warm enough in the wintertime.
by QuacksO November 01, 2018
I prefer to just drive regular passenger vehicles at moderate speeds on the highway instead of juiced-up speed-machines in the Windy-500, so I should never have any problems with Humeiliation.
by QuacksO January 13, 2022