ponzi

A type of investment scam.

A ponzi scheme is a fraudulent investment operation that involves paying returns to investors out of the money raised from new investors.

The scheme is named after Charles Ponzi, an Italian immigrant to the United States in the 1920s.

I got taken by a HYIP ponzi scam last week. They promised 20% a month but ran away with my money!

by Alfredo Alberto September 19, 2004

ponzi

A person who can talk anyone into doing anything.

When I was born, my grandfather looked at me and said "That's the face of a ponzi!"

by FatdogTavern March 21, 2016

Ponzi

A brazilian fucking monkey that thinks assaulting gay people and spamming "cope" after being annoying as shit is peak humor

COPE FAGGOT RETARD GAYREEK LMAO
normal people: dont mind him he's a ponzi

by Kefiiiiiir September 10, 2021

ponzi

Being forced to pay more than you want for something. Anything related to paying a tax, fine, fee or any similar and unjust charge. Having to pay for something that you think you are entitled to. To describe anything else you want to use it for.

I just got jacked with these new fees set by RCN. These fees are nothing more than a ponzi.
Chicago city tax is such a ponzi.

by ponzi'er February 26, 2014

ponzi

The fastest, most effective way to make money on the internet.
you must run your own ponzi for it to be effective.

1) ssshhhhh dont tell anyone - but I made $2000 over the weekend by running my own ponzi - then pulled the plug!

2) Fuck rip off ponzi mutha fuckas!!! give my my money back or I'll call the FBI!!!

by Anonymous April 26, 2003

ponzi scheme

see social security.
A scam involving paying off money to old investors with new investors' money. Eventally the last group of people paying into the scam never get their money back.

Bill: Hey Will, what's this line on my paycheck that says "Social security"?
Will: It's the government's ponzi scheme. You'll never see that money again.

by Pseu D. Onym October 11, 2010

Ponzi Gangbang

An orgy hosted by a couple of enterprising young men. These men provide at least 1 woman and promise a huge orgy to everyone who can bring along a woman. The first guys who host the gang bang, have little investment, since they can make the guys who come later provide all but one of the women, and pay for the hotel room. As long as there is a good pool of fresh women, all of the late comers will not notice they are being fucked.

Last Friday Dave and I, hosted a 14 hour Ponzi Gangbang. I had to leave after I had been with my 9th woman of the night, but it was cool since we got them to pay for the hotel room.

by the042 June 30, 2009